Are you married? Are you thinking about getting married?

These tweets might make you want to run for the hills…or think twice about taking the plunge.

I kid, I kid, but these marriage tweets are pretty painful. Painfully funny!

1. That’s a terrible idea.

2. You’re learning.

3. You just opened up a can of worms.

4. I need to get back to this…

5. Yeah. Same. Totally…

6. Never talk to me again.

7. Disaster area.

8. It’s called a “media break.”

9. A real dilemma.

10. There’s a spirit in the house.

11. I’m in love again.

12. You can stay home from now on.

13. You may proceed.

14. Like ice cubes.

https://twitter.com/CrockettForReal/status/1165619605139836929?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fasiawmclain%2Fxx-marriage-tweets-that-are-too-damn-funny-to-feel

15. Can’t wait to do that for 50 years.

Hmmmm, doesn’t marriage just look delightful?

Share your favorite stories/anecdotes/jokes about being married in the comments, please!