Is this how far we’ve fallen as a society? Apparently, the answer to that is a resounding “Yes.”

These wikiHow tutorials will show you how to do things that I’m really praying you already know how to do. If not, well…we might be in trouble.

1. How to love

2. How to love the taste of water

3. How to walk

4. How to breathe

5. How to air kiss

6. How to snuggle

7. How to play footsie

8. How to listen to music

9. How to take a shower

10. How to read a book

11. How to fold paper in half

12. How to high five

13. How to make toast

14. How to make ice cubes

15. How to not be creepy

h/t: Smosh