These 14 tweets are a whole lot of fun. I’m talking laugh-out-loud funny. (The kids say “LOL”, by the way).
Enjoy!
1. Ooops
https://twitter.com/Luisa_Lange/status/1102330707593084933?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1102330707593084933&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F03%2Ffunny-tweets-of-the-week%2F
2. I’ll be there
[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me]
i am also free that day.— chuuch (@ch000ch) March 1, 2016
3. That’s touching
teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?— marf (@MarfSalvador) April 18, 2018
4. Fascinating
I dream of a day when paper-towel manufacturers just say how many rolls are in the package, and not how many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) March 31, 2019
5. Either way, you win
why they gotta make these gummy multivitamins taste so good but you’re supposed to only eat one a day like if i eat this whole bottle right now am i gonna be exTREMELY healthy or is my heart gonna stop
— search Keefler on spotify (@Keefler_Elf) April 1, 2019
6. Sad!
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars!
scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 29, 2019
7. Hahaha
one time during a high school cross country meet i pretended to faint .5 miles in because i was tired and the medics came and carried me to a golf cart and i’ve kept this to myself for 4 years- AND THAT’S SHOWBIZ, BABY.
— Brett Neustrom (@brett_neusty) March 27, 2019
8. Work of art
Me: Husband, please stop leaving empty wrappers on the kitchen surface.
Husband: pic.twitter.com/BdfFCVVN4R— Lizzie Swann (@LizzieSwann1) March 26, 2019
9. Don’t deny it
Nobody:
That one IKEA mirror everyone owned in college:
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10. That’s disgusting
As poop is coming out of your butt it is temporarily a sandwich, but once it’s in the toilet it’s soup
— wilson (@MediumWilly) December 15, 2018
11. C’mon now
me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don’t give a fuck just do it
— Skoog (@Skoog) March 29, 2019
12. Yeah you do
https://twitter.com/funandmisery/status/903458548373479424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E903458548373479424&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F03%2Ffunny-tweets-of-the-week%2F
13. Hmmmm
Why do people named Deborah go by “Deb” and never “bruh”
— Christine Estima (@christineestima) March 29, 2019
14. Owwwww
https://twitter.com/beIIahiII/status/1110370518551707648?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1110370518551707648&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F03%2Ffunny-tweets-of-the-week%2F
Funny stuff!