A little obsessed with food there, are ya? Just killin’ time between meals because you can’t think of anything else to do?
These tweets are for all you food lovers out there who just can’t get good eatin’ off of your brains.
1. All yours
Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.
— Shower Thoughts (@TheWeirdWorld) December 30, 2018
2. Listen up, people
Overrated: shower sex
Underrated: eating in the shower
— Just another Crazy Fucker (@gunsblazinjsn) December 30, 2018
3. The answer to everything
ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:
— Danielle LoMastro (@dmlomaa) December 31, 2018
4. I have. It works.
Keto Diet’s cool but have you tried the Cheeto Diet?
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 3, 2019
am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear
— colson (@machinegunkelly) December 31, 2018
6. Think about that
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
— J o n a t h a n (@JonathanJoly) January 5, 2019
7. Most of the above
reasons i eat:
☒ felt a feeling
☒ attempt to fill hole in soul
— so sad today (@sosadtoday) January 5, 2019
8. It’s great, isn’t it?
God bless fast food.
God bless slow food.
God bless any kind of
— Beth Moore (@BethMooreLPM) January 4, 2019
types of people you shouldn’t trust:
— larri (@LARRAYXO) December 31, 2018
10. Hits at night
why is cereal still considered a breakfast food when we all know it hits better at night
— ✰ samflower ✰ (@milkygoddess) December 31, 2018
I swear I go through a phase of literally eating one meal a day and then a few weeks later eating 5 meals a day and pigging out on snacks in between no wonder my body doesn’t know what the fuck is going on
— Zoe McGlade (@ZoeMcglade) January 2, 2019
12. Can’t have both, unfortunately
I want a hot body but I also want to eat tamales
— Alannized (@Alannized) December 29, 2018
13. Smart robber
I left my car unlocked for 10 minutes to go tanning and someone stole my KFC. They left my wallet…but stole my chicken…
— Lyndi ? (@_lyndi_) January 4, 2019
14. Nice to meet you
My favorite part of going out to eat is acting like I’ve never met food before. Bread?? Complimentary? On my table?! How exotic. How fucking foreign. Brëd? Bręæd? Is that Latin? Nice to meet you.
— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 28, 2018
Now you need a snack, don’t you?