A little obsessed with food there, are ya? Just killin’ time between meals because you can’t think of anything else to do?

These tweets are for all you food lovers out there who just can’t get good eatin’ off of your brains.

1. All yours

Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) December 30, 2018

2. Listen up, people

https://twitter.com/gunsblazinjsn/status/1079509146637139968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1079509146637139968&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F11%2Ffunny-food-tweets

3. The answer to everything

ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:

pizza?
RANCH

wings?
RANCH

salad?
RANCH

chicken nuggets?
RANCH

carrots?
RANCH

wraps?
RANCH

— danielle lomastro (@dmlomaa) December 31, 2018

4. I have. It works.

Keto Diet’s cool but have you tried the Cheeto Diet?

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 3, 2019

5. No

am i the only one who opens the fridge repeatedly hoping that the food ur craving will magically appear

— mgk (@machinegunkelly) December 31, 2018

6. Think about that

https://twitter.com/JonathanJoly/status/1081682951232983042?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1081682951232983042&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpleated-jeans.com%2F2019%2F04%2F11%2Ffunny-food-tweets

7. Most of the above

reasons i eat:
☒ boredom
☒ felt a feeling
☒ attempt to fill hole in soul
□ hunger

— so sad today (@sosadtoday) January 5, 2019

8. It’s great, isn’t it?

God bless fast food.
God bless slow food.
God bless any kind of
I-don’t-have-to-cook food.

— Beth Moore (@BethMooreLPM) January 4, 2019

9. TRUTH

types of people you shouldn’t trust:

1.) everyone
2.) who
3.) like
4.) pineapple
5.) on
6.) pizza

— larri (@larray) December 31, 2018

10. Hits at night

why is cereal still considered a breakfast food when we all know it hits better at night

— samantha (@milkygoddess) December 31, 2018

11. Phases

I swear I go through a phase of literally eating one meal a day and then a few weeks later eating 5 meals a day and pigging out on snacks in between no wonder my body doesn’t know what the fuck is going on

— Zoe McGlade (@ZoeMcglade) January 2, 2019

12. Can’t have both, unfortunately

I want a hot body but I also want to eat tamales

— Alannized (@Alannized) December 29, 2018

13. Smart robber

I left my car unlocked for 10 minutes to go tanning and someone stole my KFC. They left my wallet…but stole my chicken…

— Lyndi Rose (@_lyndi_) January 4, 2019

14. Nice to meet you

My favorite part of going out to eat is acting like I’ve never met food before. Bread?? Complimentary? On my table?! How exotic. How fucking foreign. Brëd? Bręæd? Is that Latin? Nice to meet you.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 28, 2018

Now you need a snack, don’t you?