It’s that time again! You know what I’m talking about! Time to read and laugh at funny tweets!
And that’s exactly what’s going to happen in 3….2…..1….
1. That was beautiful
Photo Credit: Twitter
2. Sweeping the nation
https://twitter.com/graceterbrock/status/1105846597366304768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F19-tweets-from-this-week-that-are-pee-your-pants-funny
3. Very deep
socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
— nard (@avantnard) March 13, 2019
4. He’s right…
is my boyfriend broken pic.twitter.com/StJBDXsG4D
— K (@karleemmax) March 13, 2019
5. LOL
https://twitter.com/tabir/status/1105637269740941312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F19-tweets-from-this-week-that-are-pee-your-pants-funny
6. Burn!
You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?
— trigger train (@emerzoffthegrid) March 13, 2019
7. Very simple
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach 🍑🇵🇸 (@peachontwitta) March 11, 2019
8. Ain’t that the truth?
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://
— Daddy long legs (@myla_loecke) March 10, 2019
9. Yes!
Today I discovered Creed and I use the same neighborhood dispensary so you know that shit good pic.twitter.com/7IZsYjw6zJ
— m cheng (@meakel_cheng) March 10, 2019
10. Still hungry?
Photo Credit: Twitter
11. Mix ’em all in there
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12. That’s cheap!
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13. Not so fun…
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14. What are you looking at?
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All around hilarious!