It’s that time again! You know what I’m talking about! Time to read and laugh at funny tweets!
And that’s exactly what’s going to happen in 3….2…..1….
1. That was beautiful
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.46.09-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
2. Sweeping the nation
https://twitter.com/graceterbrock/status/1105846597366304768?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F19-tweets-from-this-week-that-are-pee-your-pants-funny
3. Very deep
socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
— nard (@avantnard) March 13, 2019
4. He’s right…
is my boyfriend broken pic.twitter.com/StJBDXsG4D
— K (@karleemmax) March 13, 2019
5. LOL
https://twitter.com/tabir/status/1105637269740941312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.buzzfeed.com%2Fryanschocket2%2F19-tweets-from-this-week-that-are-pee-your-pants-funny
6. Burn!
You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?
— trigger train (@emerzoffthegrid) March 13, 2019
7. Very simple
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach 🍑🇵🇸 (@peachontwitta) March 11, 2019
8. Ain’t that the truth?
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://
— Daddy long legs (@myla_loecke) March 10, 2019
9. Yes!
Today I discovered Creed and I use the same neighborhood dispensary so you know that shit good pic.twitter.com/7IZsYjw6zJ
— m cheng (@meakel_cheng) March 10, 2019
10. Still hungry?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.44.56-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
11. Mix ’em all in there
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.45.21-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
12. That’s cheap!
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.45.31-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
13. Not so fun…
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.45.45-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
14. What are you looking at?
![](https://awkward.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/Screen-Shot-2019-03-26-at-9.45.54-AM.png)
Photo Credit: Twitter
All around hilarious!