It’s that time again! You know what I’m talking about! Time to read and laugh at funny tweets!
And that’s exactly what’s going to happen in 3….2…..1….
1. That was beautiful
2. Sweeping the nation
My three year old thinks he is ACTUALLY British thanks to Peppa Pig. The other day he mentioned how he hadn't seen a neighbor boy outside in awhile and said "Perhaps he's on holiday." ?
— Grace Terbrock (@graceterbrock) March 13, 2019
3. Very deep
socrates: to do is to be
plato: to be is to do
scooby: do be do
— franklin delaNard roosevelt (@avantnard) March 13, 2019
4. He’s right…
is my boyfriend broken pic.twitter.com/StJBDXsG4D
— k (@karleemma) March 13, 2019
Lori Loughlin: please my daughter she’s very dumb pic.twitter.com/RTO6XE4Flo
— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) March 13, 2019
You ever flex on rich people by only paying the $80 application fee to get into UCLA?
— Emily Merz (@emilyrosemerz) March 13, 2019
7. Very simple
I’ve learned in my 27 years of life that you cannot send 2 questions to a man in the same text message, or separate messages before receiving a reply to the first one. You will only get an answer to one of your questions. Simple creatures. Slow down for them.
— peach (@paigelokkesmoe) March 11, 2019
8. Ain’t that the truth?
Coworker: “hey can you take my shift?”
Me: “of course!”
Me: hey so it turns out I have open heart surgery Tuesday Ik it’s kinda late notice but like do you think you could pick up my shift?
Coworker : sorry it’s my dogs half birthday otherwise I totally would ://
— ✰????✰ (@myla_loecke) March 10, 2019
Today I discovered Creed and I use the same neighborhood dispensary so you know that shit good pic.twitter.com/7IZsYjw6zJ
— m cheng (@meakel_cheng) March 10, 2019
10. Still hungry?
11. Mix ’em all in there
12. That’s cheap!
13. Not so fun…
14. What are you looking at?
All around hilarious!