Sometimes I probably sound like a broken record, but there are so many funny women on Twitter that it’s pretty hard to keep up.
They just keep multiplying!
It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
Here are 14 more hilarious tweets from our female friends.
1. A lot of us are realizing this right now…
Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized.
Me now: Nope, that wasn't the problem….
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 24, 2020
2. Sorry I’m late…
QUARANTINE SELF-DISCOVERY: I am still regularly late to things even when they don't involve traveling any physical distance
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) March 25, 2020
3. So long, world!
https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1241487619000844289
4. Avoid that at all costs.
https://twitter.com/Rachel_Sennott/status/1241443370641342468
5. I can help you!
I might run out of toilet paper, but if anyone needs 40 plastic bags stuffed into other plastic bags, I will be the queen of this crisis.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 22, 2020
6. Every single email right now.
https://twitter.com/_chismosa_/status/1243223409280135169
7. Pretty wholesome stuff.
Day 3 in quarantine. My mom made me check my 11 year old brother’s search history. He has searched “how tall is goofy” and “why do Mormons have so many trampolines.” For his sake, I almost wish I found something bad
— Addison (@addie_huneycutt) March 24, 2020
8. Listen Lamp, we need to talk.
Day 1: This'll be fantastic. I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
Day 8: Engages in conversation with a lamp.— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 27, 2020
9. Getting to know all the critters.
pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!
now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020
10. No conversations, please.
i want to check on my extroverted friends but i'm afraid they will want to talk to me
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 22, 2020
11. Just go for it!
https://twitter.com/ziwe/status/1241808003889758213
12. Do it for Obama.
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1243200634137935872
13. Over and over and over again.
https://twitter.com/sannewman/status/1243350041638690816
14. Now what do I do?
https://twitter.com/Becckitt/status/1243256354162302983
Thanks again for some more hilarity, ladies!
Do you follow any really funny ladies on social media that we should know about?
Tell us about them in the comments, please!