Sometimes I probably sound like a broken record, but there are so many funny women on Twitter that it’s pretty hard to keep up.
They just keep multiplying!
It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers!
Here are 14 more hilarious tweets from our female friends.
1. A lot of us are realizing this right now…
Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized.
Me now: Nope, that wasn't the problem….
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) March 24, 2020
2. Sorry I’m late…
QUARANTINE SELF-DISCOVERY: I am still regularly late to things even when they don't involve traveling any physical distance
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 25, 2020
3. So long, world!
ME, 10: I want everyone to like me
ME, 20: I hope most people like me
ME, 30: I'm leaving society to go live with a family of raccoons in the forest & don't care how anyone feels about it
— Roxi Horror ?? (@roxiqt) March 21, 2020
4. Avoid that at all costs.
I’m rly afraid I’m going to learn something about myself during this
— Rachel Sennott (@Rachel_Sennott) March 21, 2020
5. I can help you!
I might run out of toilet paper, but if anyone needs 40 plastic bags stuffed into other plastic bags, I will be the queen of this crisis.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) March 22, 2020
6. Every single email right now.
Emails now be like: I hope you are staying safe, sheltered in place, stocked with toilet paper, and healthy during these absolutely unprecedented, wild, chaotic, terrifying times. Just wanted to follow up-
— zoom school of clownery '21 (@_chismosa_) March 26, 2020
7. Pretty wholesome stuff.
Day 3 in quarantine. My mom made me check my 11 year old brother’s search history. He has searched “how tall is goofy” and “why do Mormons have so many trampolines.” For his sake, I almost wish I found something bad
— Addison (@addie_huneycutt) March 24, 2020
8. Listen Lamp, we need to talk.
Day 1: This'll be fantastic. I get to stay inside and eat toast on a paper towel.
Day 8: Engages in conversation with a lamp.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) March 27, 2020
9. Getting to know all the critters.
pre-isolation: ah there's a bug in here kill it!!!
now: hello Kendra the bug welcome to our home may we interest you in a glass of wine
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) March 22, 2020
10. No conversations, please.
i want to check on my extroverted friends but i'm afraid they will want to talk to me
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) March 22, 2020
11. Just go for it!
me fighting every urge in my body telling me to eat a second lunch pic.twitter.com/5cBZ89alzn
— ziwe (@ziwe) March 22, 2020
12. Do it for Obama.
One thing I’ve learned so far in quarantine is that my husband refuses to microwave anything for 45 seconds, he always does 44. When I asked him why, he said, “For Obama.”
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) March 26, 2020
13. Over and over and over again.
(any scene in a movie in which more than one person appears)
DAD: You couldn't do that now. Coronavirus.
— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) March 27, 2020
14. Now what do I do?
when the self care and crafting and cooking ISNT curing your anxiety pic.twitter.com/FwsA03X37l
— Becca Barton (@Becckitt) March 26, 2020
Thanks again for some more hilarity, ladies!
Do you follow any really funny ladies on social media that we should know about?
Tell us about them in the comments, please!