Let’s just clear some things up before we get into these posts: anyone who is drunk and gets behind the wheel of a car is NOT funny and is a total idiot.
And anyone who is a mean drunk is also not cool and not funny.
But these folks are different…
These 14 people are drunk and sweetly hilarious, though, so let’s all take a moment and salute them for doing the lord’s work, shall we?
14. You know what, this makes me smile.
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13. The only acceptable reason to puke in an Uber.
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12. That’s what we’d all like to know, ya know?
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11. In some universe, I guess. Not this one, though.
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10. When you know he’s the one.
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9. That’s gonna make a mess.
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8. Someone’s not getting a birthday present.
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7. I mean. She’s not wrong.
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6. I truly wish there was video of this.
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve witnessed a drunk on the Edinburgh to Glasgow train screaming “A fucking hate hedgehogs, come at me ya jabby wee cunt” while angrily circling a hairbrush that’s been dropped on the floor…
— Nicki💗 (@AwkwardAndOdd) December 1, 2018
5. The girl who cried wolf.
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4. I wonder who won.
You don’t know what fun is until you’ve lived in a Glasgow flat across the street from a bookie and watched a drunken 50something man tear his shirt off as he prepares to fight pigeons.
— Adam Ruining ? (@adamruining) December 2, 2018
3. Someone in the kitchen was cracking up.
I’m not saying my husband isn’t allowed to make decisions while drinking, but this is what he ordered from room service at 2am.
“Scrambled eggs with cheese, 2 bottles of vodka, and while you’re at it, also the crab cakes.” pic.twitter.com/X6iH5sdo1O
— Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) October 26, 2019
2. You can’t even get credit for your favor!
1. Who doesn’t love cheese?
https://www.reddit.com/r/facebookwins/comments/30j9uy/friends_dont_let_friends_pack_their_lunch_drunk/
I’m missing college right about now, how about you?
Do you have a favorite “drunk friend” story?
I’m betting you do – and we would love to hear it!
Tell us in the comments!