Have you ever laughed so hard and so suddenly that you accidentally spit out your food or your drink?
It’s an old classic and I’ve done many a spit-take in my day, if I’m being honest.
And I have a feeling that you’re going to be doing quite a bit of that shortly because these tweets are darn funny.
On second thought, maybe it’s a good idea to put the food and drink aside while you read through these…unless, of course, you WANT to do a spit-take…it’s totally up to you.
Anyway, let’s check out these funny tweets. Enjoy!
1. This tweet speaks the TRUTH.
This looks like my living room.
The real walk of shame pic.twitter.com/SjzczJ96mu
— Tiger Kenji (@Kurokenji_) September 25, 2020
2. Yes, it was very appropriate.
You had to do it. We’re behind you on this one.
I know my boss sick of me pic.twitter.com/aRpVBosNc6
— J. ?? (@jahmeretyree_) September 22, 2020
3. Oh, no! Poor guys.
I wonder which one went first…
I have terrible news… pic.twitter.com/otCmRGETQe
— WhiteBearCommunity – Louis P. Wallace (@WhiteBearCommu1) September 20, 2020
4. These are the stakes…
You have to be careful out there.
this is how i view the stakes in all social settings & interactions pic.twitter.com/nbDfO9XosF
— ? lauren ? (@unrealshrike) September 27, 2020
5. The portal to Hell is open.
Things are starting to get scary in here…
Everybody needs to do this again so we can close the portal to hell y’all opened? https://t.co/dFsN5ERUWM
— Payola? (@1kPayolajay) September 24, 2020
6. It’s all up to you!
This was definitely NOT me.
POV: you’re the “art kid” and the teacher has asked the class to make a poster pic.twitter.com/S7EWrKRLlY
— Post ☕️? (@postsynthpink) September 25, 2020
7. Which side will win in the end?
I have a feeling it will be PETTY.
— Drebae (@Drebae_) September 24, 2020
8. That would really be a shame.
All of that for nothing?
Imagine you get murdered and some girl skips your episode of forensic files bc it’s boring
— itty ? (@ittybittywhore) September 24, 2020
9. He is very unpredictable.
A real wild card, that guy.
ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero
— miss thang (@yeenagurl) September 22, 2020
10. That sounds like a good trade-off.
What a deal for him!
a relationship should be 50/50. he buys me a dior bag & i add him to my private story
— sabrina (@sabrinawxm) September 22, 2020
11. I agree with this wholeheartedly.
Might as well just pay up.
A smoothie is not worth $14, but the cleanup of a blender is.
— Hanna Dickinson (@hansdickie) September 21, 2020
12. This tweet never gets old.
It will go down in history, in my humble opinion…
me cooking mozzarella sticks in the oven pic.twitter.com/4eMAIQPtYa
— linkin project (@cuntrifle) September 24, 2020
13. From the Master of Horror himself.
Don’t go down there!
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) March 6, 2020
14. It works every time.
“Wow, she must be working really hard today!”
Me when I delete “Sent from my iPhone” to make the email more formal pic.twitter.com/OgJyPyS3c0
— AD?#EndSARS?? (@98Toks) March 4, 2020
Now we’d like to hear from you!
In the comments, make us laugh by sharing some funny stuff that you’ve seen on social media lately.
Memes, tweets, jokes, photos, etc. Please and thank you!