First dates are always pretty awkward – I once took a girl out for dinner to this place that wound up being pretty disgusting. Next week I saw in the paper that the restaurant got shut down by the city for health violations.

Let’s just say there was no second date.

In the spirit of that beautiful memory, let’s look at some humorous tweets about first dates.

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Photo Credit: Twitter, DanMentos

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Photo Credit: Twitter, trrujillo95

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Photo Credit: Twitter, ashleymayer

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Photo Credit: Twitter, tropicocunt

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Photo Credit: Twitter, pablo_pratt

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Photo Credit: Twitter, rudeunicorns

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Photo Credit: Twitter, dafloydsta

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Photo Credit: Twitter, floydimus

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Photo Credit: Twitter, Bill_Nye_Tho