When I go to eat at a restaurant, I want things to be simple. I want my drink in a glass, my food on a normal plate, and I want the waitstaff to bow down and avoid eye contact with me.

Is that too much to ask for?

The point I’m trying to make is that restaurants are trying WAYYYYY too hard to be hip, chic, and different with how they present their food and it just comes off as…weird.

Can’t we all just keep it simple?

Let’s hope so, but in the meantime, take a look at these dishes that were served that are just way too over the top.

1. Is that really necessary?

Kind of ruined it for me…

2. The stairway to pizza.

I’d definitely knock that thing over.

3. Open your hand.

I have something for you!

4. What the hell is this?!?!

Things have really taken a strange turn.

5. You lost me at “dead sea creature.”

Why? Whyyyyyyyy?

6. I just don’t get it…

What is happening to the world?

7. Come get your laundry!

Not very appetizing that way.

8. This just looks terrible.

Like a crime scene…

9. Looks like a cult sacrifice.

Stay away from it!

10. Yikes. Please take it away.

What a mess.

11. This is obscene.

But I’d probably still devour it…

12. Hahahaha. Insane.

I will always love you!

https://twitter.com/psburton/status/1159461744856616960

13. Thanks for the tip.

Do we really need the rocks at all?

14. Good Lord…

Who would order this?

Like I said: glass, plate, no eye contact.

Oh, and the bowing down to me part.

See? Totally simple.

Have you had any weird food experiences out at restaurants?

If so, please share them with us in the comments!