There is so much content in the Twitter-verse that it can be hard to separate the good from the bad, or the quality from the garbage.
That’s where we come in!
We dig through all kinds of tweets out there so you can just see the good stuff.
No, the GREAT stuff! And I think you’ll agree that this batch is hilarious!
Enjoy these tweets and have a laugh!
1. Please don’t tell me this is the future.
I’m NOT liking it!
Postmates guy: I'm here with your contactless delivery at the Annihilation border.
Me: One sec a fox with my face is gonna come get it
— Sam Saulsbury (@SamuelSaulsbury) July 16, 2020
2. Keeping teachers up at night.
This is not good…
Teacher: this is an E
Kid: what if it’s an F behind an L
T: no it's just an E
K: how can u be sure
[3 am]
T: *wide awake* how can u be sure— FRO VO (@fro_vo) October 24, 2016
3. Maybe you should’ve thought that through?
It sounded good in the brochure…
In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
— Viktor Winetrout (@Cpin42) July 20, 2019
4. I’d pay to see this.
We’re changing the rules!
A water drinking contest with cups of hotdogs on the side to help it go down
— Jeff is Tall (@JeffisTallguy) July 16, 2020
5. That’s all men really want.
Is that too much to ask?
Kurt Vonnegut on bein a dude 🎯💯 pic.twitter.com/lfPPgdJgir
— Justin🦩Boldaji (@justinboldaji) July 16, 2020
6. This sounds like my worst nightmare.
I’ll do ANYTHING to avoid going to the dentist.
[Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
— brandAn is good (@LeBearGirdle) August 17, 2017
7. This night is a bust.
Please don’t tell any of your friends about this!
"do u have protection" i feel around for my nightstand. i open the drawer and pull a wrapper out. tearing it open with my teeth i send taco bell sauce everywhere. oh no. wrong drawer. that was my sauce drawer. "im gonna tell my friends bout ur sauce drawer." the night is ruined
— thomas 🍌 (@perfectsweeties) July 16, 2020
8. Hahahaha. Zing!
It is kinda silly, isn’t it?
men hating women for liking astrology .. u literally play a game of spreadsheets where u pretend to be the manager of a football team
— beth (@urpalbeth) July 16, 2020
9. My wife is now cake.
EVERYTHING IS CAKE!
The year is 2030. Bakery art is so realistic, literally anything could be cake. The uncertainty has gripped the world in fear. I go to hug my wife for comfort. She is cake.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) July 9, 2020
10. This might be my favorite tweet of all time.
I’d like to meet the genius behind it.
I'll never salute you, you son of a bitch pic.twitter.com/1ekQEn4mMN
— mo (@chuuew) March 29, 2016
11. Wear your mask!
And laugh at this tweet!
Passenger: why should I have to wear a mask if yours works?
Driver: damn good point *turns off headlights*
Passenger: what are you doing it’s dark
Driver: chill the other cars have them on
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) July 15, 2020
12. Just give me a heads up.
Just so I can be ready…
[hearing that the sun will one day explode] okay cool, just let me know
— Mave (@MavenofHonor) July 15, 2020
13. This would be a tough call.
What would you choose?
inside of you are two wolves pic.twitter.com/8MRPLUbPut
— glamorous reptile (@glamoureptile) July 14, 2020
Have you seen anything particularly hilarious on social media lately?
A meme, a tweet, a joke, a funny picture?
If so, please share it with us in the comments!
We look forward to hearing from you!