When I’m in a bad mood, my mind immediately drifts to one very specific thing.
Those lovable mutts just have the power to put me in a good mood in an instant.
Here are some funny and accurate tweets that all dog lovers will be able to relate to.
1. Not for you.
Son: We’re having chicken and rice for dinner?
Me: No. That’s for the dogs. Heat up some pizza rolls or something.
— Stacey (@skittle624) August 17, 2019
2. No matter the size…
I only work out so I'm strong enough to hold every breed of dog like a baby.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 10, 2015
3. Your offspring.
My dog stole a wedge of cheese and slunk off to eat it under the dining room table, and I've never been more convinced he could be my biological son.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) January 1, 2019
4. We all do this at one point or another.
I’m late to work cuz I followed this dog for 3 blocks in the wrong direction pic.twitter.com/OmgiWyQZqm
— Paris (@sweatingalready) April 30, 2018
5. An important role.
If there is a dog in the office, my immediate new title becomes Chief Officer of Where Is Dog
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 2, 2016
6. I feel this tweet deep in my soul.
In 34 years I've said I love you to two women and every dog I've ever seen.
— Matt Monroe (@heymonroe) April 1, 2016
7. Puppy talk.
I love overhearing dog owners talking to their dogs
eg, I was petting this dog who seemed happy but then suddenly growled at me, so I left
As I turned the corner I could hear his owner saying to him reproachfully, "You always do this, Oscar, you drive away all your friends"
— Julia Galef (@juliagalef) July 17, 2018
8. You work for me now.
Me: It says here that having a dog can add years to your life.
Dog: Then it's in your interest to keep me happy, isn't it?
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) March 23, 2015
9. Pissing off the parents.
Me to my parents: "see ya later"
Me to my dog: "bye, I love you so much, I'll miss you, see you soon puppers, love you, bye!!!" Repeat x7
— Jordyn (@jordynhalls) May 15, 2017
10. Isn’t that interesting?
Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult.
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) November 4, 2014
11. I completely understand.
sorry i didn't txt u back my dog was watching youtube on my phone
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) May 22, 2017
12. Pssshhh, look at that…
My dog just posts up like he’s in the club judging ppl pic.twitter.com/7dECkhW7qY
— BV (@bvbillionaire) August 23, 2018
13. We’re done…about that dog, though…
Maybe next time i could meet your dog
Your dog is so cool
Do u mind if me & your dog hung out without you
— Lazy dog (@LaziestCanine) October 22, 2015
As the saying goes, we really don’t deserve dogs…
How about you? Are you a dog lover?
Show us a pic of your pooch in the comments and tell us a little bit about them.
Please and thank you!