Hey parents… we see you out there…
You’re doing your best and you’re trying to take care of your kiddos day in and day out…
But we also know they drive you crazy sometimes!
So take a much-needed break and enjoy these funny tweets. You deserve it!
1. Usually isn’t worth it.
What a bore…
When a kid says “Watch this “, it’s TRASH 99% of the time….???
— LeVelle Moton (@LeVelleMoton) November 15, 2021
2. Not talking to you!
Now you’re depressed, aren’t you?
8yo: You’re so pretty, you could win a beauty pageant.
Me: Wow! Thank you!
8yo: I was talking to Cinderella.
— kristabellerina (@kristabellerina) November 15, 2021
3. Just stay in there!
This is getting old…
how many times did you see your kids tonight after you put them to bed and why is it 87 times?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 14, 2021
4. Laying down the law.
Someone has to set them straight.
Being a mom means that you get to say really fun things like, “No one is peeing outside because we have 3 bathrooms in this house”
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) November 10, 2021
5. Please leave for a while.
Mommy has things to do.
85% of parenting is waiting to be away from your kids so you can procrastinate rather than complete your to-do lists
— Mom With No Plan (@MomWithNoPlan) November 9, 2021
6. They might be right…
At least about this…
“You know, maybe your phone is just smarter than you”
– My child, choosing violence
— Xennaissance Dad (@XennDad) November 9, 2021
7. Things change once you have kids.
Little things start to drive you insane.
Me before kids: I’m going to be such a laid back parent
Me now: If I find one more light left on I will remove every lightbulb in this house and we will spend the rest of our days in darkness
— Mommy Needs A Life (@mom_needsalife) October 20, 2021
8. It’s the truth!
Better buy those in bulk.
Welcome to parenthood. You will now use up 27 Band-Aids because of one splinter.
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) August 4, 2021
9. Start them early.
Fully caffeinated kids are a good idea.
Is it bad when your 1yo knows like 10 words and one of them is coffee?
— Science Mom ? (@EmSlyce) November 11, 2021
10. Future scientist on your hands!
human anatomy courtesy of my 6yo ??? pic.twitter.com/KU7YuHJ8Ew
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) November 15, 2021
11. Pretty much the same thing.
It’s the truth!
I’ve never been in prison but I have been trapped in a car with a kid talking about Minecraft
— Midge (@mxmclain) November 11, 2021
12. You’re spoiling them!
Don’t give in!
Feeling generous. Perhaps I’ll give my kids until the count of four.
— Dude-Bro Dad (@thedadvocate01) November 13, 2021
13. You’re not alone.
It’s your lifeblood.
I’m a mom, so my blood type is Pinot Grigio with hints of cheese.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) November 11, 2021
Now we want to hear from you.
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
If so, please share them with us in the comments!