It takes some guts to go on any kind of social media and admit the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever done IN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
You don’t necessarily want to relive that moment (or moments) but you know sometimes it’s good to just get it off your chest so complete strangers like us can laugh at your mishaps.
And, thankfully, that’s exactly what these folks did!
And we’re all the better for it! Let’s take a look…and try not to be too judgmental, okay?
1. Oh, boy…
What is that?!?!
I tucked my hard-on into the elastic at the top of my shorts and put my tshirt over it when my girlfriends mum came up the stairs, unfortunately I had actually tucked the tshirt in and my helmet was sticking out
— Bryan Spark (@BryanSpark2) June 28, 2020
2. Be careful with those things.
Especially in Amsterdam.
Collapsed of mushrooms in Burger King in Amsterdam
— champion johnson 2020 (@rosslufc1000) June 28, 2020
3. I’m gonna be sick!
Look out below!
Being sick halfway through a fairground ride covering everyone on it with the contents of my stomach
— Josh Hick (@Joshick99) June 28, 2020
4. A token of his love.
Sounds like a classy guy.
Cried over a lad that gave me a packet of super noodles as a ‘souvenir of our relationship’….. FUCKING SUPER NOODLES
— Olivia Greenwood (@xMarieOliviax) June 28, 2020
5. A slap in the face.
That’s pretty bad.
Paid to fill my ex boyfriends car up with fuel, little did I know it was to drive 50 miles to meet another bird
— Olivia Wright (@oellewright) June 28, 2020
6. Carry on…
They sound very professional.
When pregnant I had severe morning sickness & needed to get a filling done at the dentist, they laid me back to start treatment. half way through, without any warning I projectile vomited over myself & well, everything.. obviously they had to carry on and then it happened again.
— MelLady ?? (@themumsylife) June 29, 2020
7. You’ve shamed Dad.
Three times?
I used to go in and pay for petrol when my dad was giving me a lift for work and THREE times I got into the wrong car. Once I even sat down. Looked to my right to see a very scared and confused pensioner. Looked out the window and my dads just staring at me, Shaking his head.
— Daniel Scott (@DanielScott128) June 30, 2020
8. Might want to cover up.
Just a piece of friendly advice.
I walked to school with just tights on and forgot my skirt, I had to walk past a building site, it wasn’t till I was IN SCHOOL till someone said I can see ya knickers mate ???
— ????????? ?? | Top 2.5% (@BlowsJozy) June 28, 2020
9. Are you in line?
That’s not good. At all.
Waited behind a mannequin for what seemed an eternity in River Island, before realising it wasn’t the queue ?
— Alan Atkinson (@AlanAtkinson85) June 29, 2020
10. Like this?
No…not like that…
When I lost my virginity the guy said get on top, so I just laid on top of him and gave him a hug ??????♀️
— lizonthebox (@LizontheBox) June 29, 2020
11. Future rap star.
This is very humiliating. I’m not gonna lie.
Wrote a ‘rap’ in year 7 music class about asking a boy to get me a Bacardi breezer out the freezer and then driving my ‘Benz. And then volunteering to perform it to the class ?. I randomly remember the words sometimes and want to die.
— Laura Beeston (@lorzybee) June 29, 2020
12. Can I leave yet?
No…no, you can’t…
Went on a first date and ended up at his house watching downton Abbey with his mum for 3 hours and was too shy to tell him I wanted to leave
— Lucy Larby? (@LucyLarby) June 28, 2020
Okay, now it’s your turn.
In the comments, bare your souls to us and tell us about the really embarrassing things you’ve done in your life.
Let’s hear it!