First dates can be brutal no matter what your gender is.
And although we hear a lot about men being jerks to the ladies, it goes the other way, too!
Check out these funny and painful tweets from guys about the worst things women did to them on first dates.
1. We’re done here.
Nice knowing you!
When we got back to her car in the garage, she went to the back of her car and just told me “keep a lookout”.
Come to find out, she squatted and pissed in the middle of the garage, pulled her pants and up got in her car.
No wiping, no hand sanitizer or nothing.
— houze with a Z. (@TravisHouze) January 27, 2022
2. No, thank you.
This one girl pulled out jelly beans out her pocket and offered me some. Not in a bag or wrapped, just raw ass jelly beans from her pockets. https://t.co/wc4IhOysDI
— E. (@EsteStfu) January 27, 2022
3. On the first date? Stealing?
Wow, that’s a new one.
We was in saks crime prevention rolled up on us . They accused her of stealing i defended her. Just to find out she had 3 thousand worth of merch on her https://t.co/EiHSRwBQ84
— LONG LIVE ? (@cubaescobar) January 26, 2022
4. See you later?
Didn’t go well, huh?
Went to eat she ordered some expensive stuff and didn’t like it, I went to the restroom and my food and her food was ate, not gone, ate and she left
— Yuzu no Maoh (@AlisterCanis) January 26, 2022
5. That was mine!
Don’t Bogart my weed!
She said she was cold so I gave her my jacket, and she stole weed out the pocket
— Teddy Westside (@thedistrict215) January 26, 2022
6. I would’ve walked away immediately.
Showed up 3 hours late for no reason other than “im a pageant queen, it takes me time to get ready, and I am worth waiting for”
— Aric of Rivia (@MNCVKG) January 26, 2022
7. Do you need bail money?
That escalated quickly.
Attacked the waitress for “giving her side eye” and got arrested.
— NZ Raiders (@HugItOutAlready) January 26, 2022
8. Can we go somewhere else?
Cool, now I get to pay for two meals!
Change her mind on the restaurant after we placed orders
— ikon (@ikon758) January 27, 2022
9. I hope you refused.
Rear-ended someone and asked to use my insurance info since she didn’t have any https://t.co/xr56rKoFMI
— Responsibly Irresponsible (@BlkimusScirocco) January 26, 2022
10. This is bad.
But I love your response!
While driving us to dinner, my phone (on vibrate) went off in my pocket. I look at the text and it is from my date sent to me accidentally saying ‘oh my God he’s so ugly’. I pull over to the gas station, hand her $2 to run in and get some lottery tickets and I drove the F off.
— Goof’n Around (@Paynen_Sahrow) January 27, 2022
11. Sup, Lil Dude.
Kind of rude.
forgot my name and referred to me as “lil dude “ the whole date
— Bald Headed Cosmetologist ??? (@DallytheArtist) January 26, 2022
12. That’s classy!
I hope you never went out with her again.
Walked my date to her car after a 2 hour dinner only to find she left her kid in the car the whole time.
— Kevy Cha$e ?? (@Tiquan_Doe) January 27, 2022
What’s the worst thing that ever happened to you on a first date?
Share your stories with us in the comments.
The more humiliating, the better!