You gotta see this!
You’re never gonna believe this!
You’re about to see some hilarious tweets that, frankly, you’ve been missing out on.
Now, we’re not here to judge, but we think it’s about time you saw these because they will make you laugh and they’ll also make you a better person.
Does that sound agreeable to you?
Let’s take a look!
1. I can’t believe how far The Beatles have fallen.
It’s a sad state of affairs.
A sign of how much society has degenerated in the last 50 years: in the first Rolling Stone top 500 songs list from 1971, the number one song was “I Want to Hold Your Hand” by the Beatles. But in the 2021 list, the number one song is “Oi Love, Suck Me Nob” by the Beatles
— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) September 16, 2021
2. You’ll never forget this genius.
He had a way with words…
Earlier this summer a guy in a bar I was at called a bathroom with a urinal and a toilet a “two-holer” and I will probably remember that on my deathbed
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 14, 2021
3. What did I do with my life?!?!
Yeah, our twenties are pretty rough, don’t you agree?
https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1437448341365919744
4. I see what you did there!
And you should be proud of yourself!
Romans have tough breakups because their X is always a ten.
— Matthew Broussard (@mondaypunday) September 13, 2021
5. Let’s hope these meats finally figure it out.
I’m rooting for them!
A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
— ceej (@ceejoyner) May 24, 2013
6. I think we might already be there.
Don’t you think so?
Very soon Therapists will stop showing ink blots but instead they will show you memes and ask you “how attacked do you feel?” or “it do or dont be like that sometime?”
— idealpiper (@idealpiper) March 27, 2021
7. That’ll wake you up every time.
Oh no, not again!
Product idea: Alarm clock that sounds like my dog throwing up on the end of the bed
— Cobra Kai Fieri (@NicfromO) June 7, 2019
8. Whoever thought this was cute has it all wrong.
This kitchen isn’t big enough for the both of us.
cooking together is NOT romantic, MOVE out my fucking way 🙄
— Micah (@hacimrants) September 3, 2021
9. It’s 2:30, let’s call it a day.
I think we put in enough work, don’t you?
so many “9-5” jobs are really “9-whenever enough of your coworkers leave that you no longer feel guilty about calling it a day” jobs
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) September 7, 2021
10. I’m in love with QuikTrip!
And I definitely know some Wawa fanatics out there…
does anyone else have a favorite gas station or do i just form attachments to everything
— mak (@makaylaedwardss) September 12, 2021
11. This is a solid plan.
I might even steal this idea.
Found out you can put anything in your will so I now want to be cremated, put into a T-shirt cannon, then shot into the faces of my enemies.
— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) September 16, 2021
12. That laundry has been sitting there for a while, huh?
Ahhh, you’ll get to it eventually!
Laundry:
Washing – 30 mins
Drying – 60 mins
Putting away – 7-10 business days.— 𝐎𝐧𝐲𝐱.. 🫧 (@romangiivenchy) September 16, 2021
What are some other great tweets that you’ve seen lately?
Or memes or photos or jokes?
Please share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!