You know we can’t get enough of those hilarious parenting tweets! We love hearing about the misadventures of all those parents out there struggling to get through the day.
Here are 12 tweets from parents that will make you LOL.
1. Go back to sleep!
My kids at 7:00 am on a school day: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
My kids at 5:00 am on a Saturday: GET MY FLUTE WE ARE TAKING THIS PARTY TO THE NEXT LEVEL WHERE IS MY FUCKING FLUTE DAD
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) December 7, 2019
2. A lot going on here.
[parents on the phone]
It's going ok PLEASE DON'T LICK HER idk if we'll be able to WHO SPILLED WATER ALL OVER THE FLOOR go eat lunch with you GET OFF THE TABLE i'll txt you later OMG IS THIS POOP?! bye.
— Marcy G ? (@BunAndLeggings) November 12, 2019
3. That’s not what I meant.
Daughter: Daddy, can I have breakfast?
Me: *puts up hand* Talk to the hand.
Daughter: *into my hand like she’s ordering at a drive thru* I’d like some pancakes.
— Prime Nate (@GorillaNipples1) August 24, 2019
4. Very good…
Me: What's the first rule of cooking?
4: Don't put your hands in your butt.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) November 13, 2019
5. Here we are…
None of the parenting books tell you that your 2 year old will name her feet Tommy (R) and Omar (L), yet here we are.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) November 20, 2019
6. Here is your reading list.
Parenting books there should be:
-Life After Lice
-There’s a Turd in the Tub, Now What
-This is the Day You Remember the Grocery List
-How to Read Your Teen’s Emojis
-Finding Inner Peace and Your Child’s Shoes
-How to Start a Successful Carpool
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 16, 2019
7. That’s a bonus.
the best thing about babies is they have no idea what’s going on. i was holding my baby and trying to eat but i dropped a little piece of lasagna on her and didn’t have a free hand to wipe it off so i just leaned over and ate it off her head. she has no clue what i did
— dj pop a titty out (@cuntyspice_) December 17, 2019
8. That’s not bad at all.
my daughters version of trick or treating was asking every single person if they had a puppy she could pet and then sitting on each porch for five minutes petting their dogs and honestly it’s a good version
— Lovable Nerd (@alovablenerd) November 1, 2019
17: my gf wants sanitary napkins in pink packaging, I can't find them
M: send a pic, I'll help
— ?ᑌᖇᔕᑌᒪᗩ? (@3sunzzz) January 14, 2020
10. Same here.
my 4 yo can run his tablet like he's a mini Bill Gates
when i was 4 i was literally outside eating ants.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 16, 2020
11. Quit talkin’ trash.
My 2 y.o. talks a lot of shit for someone who can literally be picked up and placed wherever we need him to be.
— Tired Dad of 2 (@Tired_Dad_of_2) September 17, 2019
12. Ugh! Didn’t need to hear that one.
I asked my 5yo to spit out his gum before bed. He said it wasn't gum.
"What is it?"
Goodnight folks. Sleep well.
— Kris (@Articulate_indy) January 16, 2020
Those sure tickled my funny bone!
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