Ch-ch-ch-ch-check it out!
Yes, I’m talking to you, and yes, I’m referring to the hilarious tweets that you’re going to enjoy in just a second.
And, if you’re of a certain age, you probably remember those lyrics from a certain Beastie Boys song.
You want this. I want this. Honestly, all of us want this.
So what are you waiting for?
Let’s get ‘er done!
1. Gee, thanks for the heads-up…
A little notice would be nice!
cdc couldn’t have give us a countdown? I look like shit
— Maggie? Winters? (@saggiesplinters) May 14, 2021
2. I think some of this might be your fault…
I’m just putting that out there.
[guy who eats like shit, has a pot of coffee every morning and 3 hazy IPAs every night]: "Wow, being in your mid 30s is rough."
— Ian ? (@mr_ian) May 13, 2021
3. Ouch…that one really hurts.
I guess you need to get a little more FUN, huh?
one time i went on a date with someone i follow on here and a few days later she tweeted “have you ever met someone who’s funny but not fun?”
— dylan (@spiritnght2) May 13, 2021
4. Can I please just hitch a ride?
Is that too much to ask?
wait Noooooooo why are plane tickets so expensive . Youre going that way anyway just give me a ride
— steph mccann (@steph_mcca) May 12, 2021
5. It gets you every time, doesn’t it?
It’s okay, I’m the same way…
when the wine has a cool label i am unfortunately a little bitch for that
— monicaheisey (@monicaheisey) May 13, 2021
6. This is hilarious.
Also, thank God for black and white.
movie details: the lighthouse (2019) had to be shot in black and white because robert pattinson looked like mario in color pic.twitter.com/FRwODca55D
— ari (@acestevensfilm) May 13, 2021
7. Wow, good for you!
So, what’s next for this awesome project!
not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline pic.twitter.com/kiFVgdMIGL
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) May 13, 2021
8. Maybe you should just stay home tonight…
He’s really overdoing it, huh?
Alfred every time Bruce Wayne leaves the manor dressed in a costume: https://t.co/NlXpCqvv5L
— Clem (@TheClemReport) May 9, 2021
9. You gotta do it before the song ends!
This is always a hectic situation.
I have never opened Shazam not in a rushed panic
— Dylan Adler (@DylanAdler6) May 8, 2021
10. I love this guy!
And I think you should take his advice.
my tiny italian landlord strikes again pic.twitter.com/SrhIEtBkMX
— Emily ✨ (@emily_hillstrom) May 6, 2021
11. What the hell happened in there?
Well, this is just terrible.
I think there’s been an accident pic.twitter.com/GOz52OUsCx
— Joe Russell (@Joebob) May 6, 2021
12. How many times are you gonna do this…?
Yeah, we’ve heard that before…wrap it up!
My toxic trait is saying “long story short” and still telling the long version of the story
— mr perfectly average (@ghorejsi) July 20, 2021
Okay, you know the drill…
Now we want to hear from you.
In the comments, please share some funny tweets you’ve seen lately that you think we’ll like.
We also like funny memes, jokes, photos, etc.
Thanks a lot!