Don’t worry, be happy!
Do you remember that hit song from the late 1980s, or was that a little bit before your time?
Whatever the case, we think these tweets are going to make you a very happy person!
And who doesn’t want that, right?
Go ahead and get started now!
1. That might not have been a great move.
Hey, I’m just being honest here…
I just said “what’s shaking” to my crush. Please keep me in your prayers.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) October 18, 2021
2. I’d like to know the answer to this, too…
Can anyone out there answer this for us?
why do hotel beds got that gorilla grip on the blanket
— ………… corie (@corietjohnson) October 17, 2021
3. That’s when you really know you’re getting up there in age.
Mom…we need to have yet another talk.
I know I’m getting older cuz I call my mom less to cry about boys and more to cry about gastrointestinal issues
— Molly Kornfeld (@molly_kornfeld) October 16, 2021
4. Just a girl talking s**t.
Well, at least you’re being honest about it.
“the rumor you told me wasn’t true” ya it was a rumor! i didnt fact check it! im not the freaking new york times, im just a girl talking shit, spreading gossip, having a good time!
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) September 27, 2021
5. Which ones are you supposed to trust?
It’s always pretty tricky, don’t you think?
All Amazon reviews are like
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: best product ever!
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️: so amazing must buy
⭐️: DONT TRUST THE REVIEWS!! THIS PRODUCT KILLED MY FAMILY
— Eve (@evefingdonnelly) October 3, 2021
6. Your feelings are about to be gentrified.
Just go with it…you can’t stop it.
That time of year when seasonal depressives move in & gentrify sadness
— Dan Perlman (@danjperlman) October 16, 2021
7. That didn’t go as planned.
Now what are you supposed to do?
thinking about the time I asked my doctor for an anxiety diagnosis so I could be medicated for it and when I told him all the reasons he was like “actually you don’t have anxiety bc all the things you said are very reasonable to worry about” which only made me more anxious
— abby govindan (@abbygov) October 16, 2021
8. This is my new catchphrase in life.
I hope you don’t mind if I borrow it!
i like to be in my BED. I’m for the sheets not the streets ?????
— BD$ (@glamdoll_bug) October 17, 2021
9. Time to hit the hay.
Just let it all soak in…
Once I do my skincare routine at night, I'm not going anywhere but to my bed. ?
— star ⋆ (@staarrgirllll) October 17, 2021
10. Right back to the beginning.
Hey, I do this, too!
I will restart the entire song if i breathe too loud over my favorite part.
— ? (@flixpink) October 17, 2021
11. You’re currently going through the trifecta.
We hope you pull through it! We have faith in you!
Yeah sure I’m not doing well mentally right now but please keep in mind I’m also not doing well physically or financially
— Mike Abrusci (@mikeabrusci) October 16, 2021
12. Can you please tell us where all this soup came from?
That had to be pretty embarrassing.
Thinking about the time I drunkenly spilled an entire bowl of soup on my new macbook & then tried to tell the apple store it just broke out of nowhere & then the guy had to look me in the eye & say “we opened it up and there’s just…so much soup in here…like chunks of carrots..”
— Arianna Rebolini (@AriannaRebolini) October 17, 2021
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