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12 Funny Tweets About Being Married

You need to level with us

Is your husband or wife in the doghouse right now or are you two enjoying some serious wedded bliss?

Either way, we think you’re gonna love these tweets about livin’ the married life!

Let’s get it started!

1. Totally accurate.

This has happened to you, right?

2. Will you keep it down!

This is gonna get ugly.

3. What can you do to change this?

This is not good…

4. This is Marriage 101.

You better not mess it up!

5. He has a one-track mind.

Some guys, jeez…

6. Sets the tone for the whole day.

Gotta beat them to the punch.

7. Finally figured it out.

Now it all makes sense!

8. Is this the same dog?

You’re sure about that?

9. You need to get out of that house!

You’re in big trouble now.

10. It’s happening!

Never thought this day would come.

11. Can’t keep a secret.

Let’s just hope he can keep his mouth shut.

12. I hope you’re doing it the right way.

If not, this is how you do it.

Be straight with us…

How’s it going in your household these days?

Give us an update in the comments! Thanks!

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