Don’t you just love it when things are right on the money?

It could be a joke, a song, or a tweet.

And we’re gonna see some tweets today that definitely fit the bill.

Take a look for yourself!

1. That’s not gonna happen.

Sorry, kids…

2. You have 364 more days.

Might as well get used to it.

3. She’s a good liar.

She’s on her way!

4. Sounds like a plan!

This is HOT!

5. I learned it from you!

Now you know…

6. Sounds awesome!

I would, too!

7. Uh oh…

That’s never a good thing.

8. It might be for you!

Does this sound good to you?

9. America is #1!

Care for some candy?

10. Don’t ruin this for me!

Hey, I enjoyed it!

11. What a daredevil!

Good luck with that!

12. Don’t say that!

How rude!

How are your kiddos doing lately?

Share some funny stories with us in the comments.

We can’t wait!