Coming up with something funny to say on a sign outside a bar is like an art form.
The ultimate goal is to get customers to walk inside and wet their whistles and you know these places have a lot of competition, so their zingers better be good.
I was just in Chicago last week and let me tell you, the people writing the sidewalk signs there were ON POINT.
Here are some good bar signs that we think you’ll get a kick out of. Take a look.
1. Now that is COLD.
Be careful, you don’t want to get frostbite!
Ice Ice Baby #countyup #waupoos #funnybarsigns https://t.co/Ju8fioqQub pic.twitter.com/Qc9jtovUcz
— Robyn Vanpee (@robsmopolitan) July 27, 2019
2. Oh great, there’s LSD in one of the bottles!
Well, at least it will be an adventure!
👁
Downtown #seattle#funnybarsigns #pubclub pic.twitter.com/onPxsaQKN7
— rayzr♡ (@rayzrlove) June 16, 2018
3. They’re not wrong about this one.
It might even be the solution you’ve been looking for…
Whoever Came Up with These Funny Bar Signs Deserves a Raise –> https://t.co/WFVsMSKRMS #FunnyBarSigns pic.twitter.com/iz1wHZ5MUI
— Uncle Walt's Bloody Mary Mix (@waltsbloodymary) April 18, 2018
4. You’re right, adulting is hard.
No doubt about that!
We crack ourselves up! #funnybarsigns #funny #FridayFeeIing #pna #conemaughpna #johnstown #jointoday #JoinUs #Friends pic.twitter.com/LwUDcRbxdZ
— Conemaugh PNA (@conemaugh_pna) May 18, 2018
5. I like this little motto!
Never heard that one before!
….Just sayin’ 😍🙌🏼🍷 #fullthrottleadrenalinepark #WineWednesday #funnybarsigns pic.twitter.com/G2RBwAn0uS
— Full Throttle Adrenaline Park (@GoFullThrottle) August 12, 2020
6. Can I please live here?
No, you have to go home once in a while. Sorry…
We crack ourselves up. #funnybarsigns #pna #conemaughpna #socialclub #FinallyFriday #chalkboardsigns pic.twitter.com/pdaeyQDPRJ
— Conemaugh PNA (@conemaugh_pna) April 20, 2018
7. The Bieber rage out there is real.
Don’t mess with these people!
One of my latest #instagram posts. #barsigns @ladbible #funnybarsigns #funnysign #funny #JustinBieber pic.twitter.com/lkNFB9fgiV
— TuscanDreams (@Tuscandreams) March 26, 2018
8. I see what you did there!
Totally inappropriate…and hilarious!
Whatever you get into tonight, please practice safe #billiards. #greatbarsigns #funnysign #divebars #bars #drinking pic.twitter.com/crjNgPWhxB
— Barfly (@barflysms) February 1, 2014
9. Avoid real life at all costs!
It’s just not worth it!
#mondayhumor – You don't have to say more, I am totally convinced. Bar > Real Life 😂 Happy Monday!#fastsignsboca #funnysigns #mondayvibes #barsigns pic.twitter.com/EuQGml2zts
— FASTSIGNS of Boca (@FASTSIGNSBoca) February 4, 2019
10. The only 3 Bs you’ll ever need.
But how do you rank them…?
Our 3 favorite B words: Brunch🍳, Bacon🥓, and Beer🍺! #Brunch #BarSigns #Bacon #Beer pic.twitter.com/wV0jhrSVnn
— TouchTunes (@TouchTunes) November 2, 2019
11. Vino is life for some…
Are you one of them?
Happy #Friday! Wishing you tons of #sunshine and #wine today. ☀️🍷#FridayFeeling #BarSigns #JukeboxLife pic.twitter.com/nG9YgRNOQl
— TouchTunes (@TouchTunes) September 20, 2019
12. Let us all take a moment to remember 2020…
Now get out there and have some fun!
It’s 2020 everywhere…#BarSign #coronavirus pic.twitter.com/EyB3qZog1o
— MacCocktail (Mastodon: @MacCocktail@zirk.us) (@MacCocktail) October 4, 2020
Have you seen any funny bar signs on the street lately that made you want to stop in and have a cold one?
Share some pics with us in the comments.
We’d love to hear from you!