I’m in the mood for some LAUGHS.
And I want some big ones!
And I think you might be too if you’re here with us right now…
What do you say, should we go for it?
Get started now!
1. Uh oh…
This isn’t good…
Politely said no to something recently. Currently counting down to everyone hating me.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 14, 2021
2. What a story!
Sorry about that, guys!
A very considerate thief stole all the cards out of my wallet last night, but not my license or cash–a bizarre move which almost makes me feel bad for being so broke that they only could run up a $7.98 tab at the 5th Ave Apple store
— Kimberly ??♀️ Dinaro? (@KimberDin) December 9, 2021
3. I bet that was an awkward meal.
I hope there were no fights…
just found out my mom has been asking everyone she invited to her christmas dinner to let her know if they are “sensitive to weed and smoke smells” so she can seat them away from me and my sister. happy holidays.
— Dana Donnelly (@danadonnelly) December 14, 2021
4. Not again!
Just say NO to this one.
At this point getting a wedding invitation is just getting a bill. I open it up like “alright that’s $800. Better cancel Disney plus”
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) December 9, 2021
5. I heard about that.
Funny how that works.
Remember how Ellen got cancelled and she just decided “no actually I’m not”?
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) December 15, 2021
6. We’re all gonna get it at some point.
Just roll with it, baby!
Ppl sharing they have COVID in Dec 2020: I regret to inform everyone that my greatest fear has come true and my test results came back positive
People sharing they have COVID in Dec 2021: I got da covfefe ????????♀️✌️
— julia shiplett (@juliashiplett) December 15, 2021
7. Yes, it hurt a lot.
Please don’t bring it up again…
did it hurt? when you realized 2022 is just 25 days away and ur still processing 2019 which is about to be three years ago
— ツ (@clapoasis_) December 6, 2021
8. I knew this was gonna happen.
Who will be next on his list?!?!
Cant believe he moved on from Kim so quickly pic.twitter.com/eBb8isphvS
— kat (@mankattan) December 15, 2021
9. It’s not really THAT outrageous.
But I do like it…
going to in-n-out with a person from california is so funny. very much like meeting your best friend’s childhood friend. “you gotta meet this dude he’s fucking insane” then it’s just an accountant who quotes austin powers a lot
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) December 14, 2021
10. Can someone make this happen?
A lot of of people are asking for it!
headphones are not enough i need the song inside of me
— Leo Modelions (@MODELIONS) December 13, 2021
11. What a weird combo.
But, might as well give it a shot…
Brunch, the time when French toast and brussel sprouts get to hang out
— Geoffrey Haggerty (@geoffhaggerty) December 12, 2021
What’s the funniest tweet you’ve seen lately?
Please share it with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!