What time is it?
Well, it’s chucklin’ time, my friends!
And I’m here to make sure you are supplied with some of the funniest tweets on the planet so that you’ll chuckle until the cows come home.
Go ahead and get started!
1. Blew it!
You’ll get ’em next time.
DOG: I think that job interview went well!
*looks in mirror and sees ear was inside-out the whole time* Son of a— Ray (@SirEviscerate) May 20, 2015
2. Poor things.
They just can’t catch a break.
It’s just one fucking thing after another for eels isn’t it? pic.twitter.com/ymon9cGcUi
— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) December 11, 2019
3. Got you that time.
Nice work!
[spelling bee]
judge: your word is “walk”
me: walk, W-A-L-K walk
judge: [takes off judge’s mask to reveal he is my dog] i fucken knew it you piece of shit
— Terry F (@daemonic3) December 27, 2019
4. Didn’t see that coming.
But I think you look great.
Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend’s house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016
5. Get outta there!
Sounds like a nightmare.
I’m in an insane Facebook Christmas group and they are gearing up for Christmas in July. I haven’t been kicked out of the group yet, but I’m trying very hard. A THREAD pic.twitter.com/8zKkugmptu
— Ken McGraw (@KenMcGraw) June 30, 2020
6. Stop that!
We’ve had enough.
me, sobbing: please stop, you can’t just call every single kind of dessert pudding
british person, pointing to a cake: pudding— Will Kellogg (@Will_Kellogg) June 28, 2020
7. Keep looking…
But don’t take too much time.
man i be overthinking these pic.twitter.com/qZ6vdVRdMh
— drunkestein (@ahmedheshamm4) June 26, 2020
8. When you’re here…
You’re family!
surgeon: we’re only allowing family right now
olive garden waitstaff: yeah that’s why we’re here
— the hype (@TheHyyyype) September 13, 2020
9. Not gonna happen!
Hey, take it easy…
me: I bought a gun because of my bird phobia
therapist: you might be getting carried away
me: *firing into the ceiling* not without a fight
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) September 7, 2020
10. I think it’s you.
Is that good enough?
Yesterday the nurse at the CVS walk-in clinic asked me who my primary care physician was and I’m like baby I’m at the CVS walk in clinic, it is clearly you
— emma (@eawilliamson) September 1, 2020
11. Left out again.
Sorry to hear that…
Mom I wouldn’t be invited to jump off the bridge
— steeve again (@steeve_again) August 29, 2020
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