Here we go again with tweets about parents getting FUNNY about raising their kiddos.
Hey, it’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it.
Check out these tweets and try to hold back your laughter!
1. You have to pick.
Which one is more important to you?
You can have a good day with your teen or you can ask them to dress warm, you cannot have both
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) January 22, 2022
2. Who does she think she is?
A real smarty-pants.
My 11 y/o daughter told me woodworking was the best strategy to make money so I played along and asked why. She said because it “would work” and I’m not sure what she’s up to but there’s only room for one dad in this house.
— NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) January 25, 2022
3. How beautiful…
Now you can correct both of them!
I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher.
— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) January 26, 2022
4. Now you know!
Will the questions ever end…?
if you like starting your day with a 1000 question pop quiz then parenting might be for you
— Kevin The Dad (@kevinthedad) January 24, 2022
5. Makes sense.
Hey, we get it!
I’m sorry I’m late, but my 2yo had to say goodbye to the muffins in the grocery store.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 25, 2022
6. That’s the only way.
You better do it, too…
The only way to show that you love your kid in my town is by having giant letter signs put out in your yard wishing them happy birthday.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 27, 2022
7. No in between.
Being pregnant in your early 30s in NYC is surreal. My friends all think I’m a child bride and my doctor thinks I’m “almost a geriatric pregnancy”.
— Sarah Hartshorne (@sarahhartshorne) January 24, 2022
8. That works.
[Reading to 8yo from joke book]
Me: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
8: Because she’s an idiot?
Me: …I’ll allow it.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 24, 2022
9. Sorry about that…
But it’s nice to meet you!
Recently in Miami, I was so excited to see my wife and 8YO on the jet ski, for the first time. I screamed, shouted and kept waving at them. When they came back, I realized I was cheering a wrong family the whole time
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 25, 2022
10. That would mix things up.
Get out of my way!
Great British Bake Off but you pair every contestant with a 3-year-old who really wants to help.
— Abraham Gutman (@abgutman) January 23, 2022
11. I really didn’t…
So stop saying that!
“You knew what you were getting into when you had children”
Did I? Did I know that I’d be arguing with a 4yo that we don’t lick peoples feet? DID I KNOW THAT?
— Be Kind Of Witty (@bekindofwitty) January 25, 2022
How are your kiddos doing lately?
Tell us some wacky stories in the comments.
Thanks a lot!