Life sure is strange, don’t you think?
And you really never know what you’re gonna get. That’s why these stories from an epic Twitter thread are pretty crazy and a lot of fun.
This is the tweet that got the ball rolling.
Tell me a story about yourself the sounds like a lie but is absolutely true.
— Aidan Moher (@adribbleofink) January 4, 2020
And here’s what folks had to say!
1. That’s pretty cool.
I wonder if Rod Stewart is a good guy. Hope so!
I sang on a Rod Stewart recording. https://t.co/kll8ooRb4M
— dòmhnall (@gaelic67) January 18, 2020
2. No way!
This sounds like COMPLETE bs. I mean… come on.
When I was 10 yrs old, I got hit by a car going 90km/hr at a crosswalk. I went up 10 feet in the air and my mother caught me before I almost hit the concrete. I didn’t break a single bone. https://t.co/r60lGgKHR2
— poof (@loova6) January 13, 2020
3. Living the dream.
That’s pretty awesome! Love great sports stories!
I was picked out of a crowd at a O's vs Blue Jays game in Toronto to go onto the Skydome field to catch fly balls.
I was awful but Carlos Delgado gave me a signed bat https://t.co/yE5VaZtBFW pic.twitter.com/FkxDvPnbvx
— Stephanie (@marylandgirlie) January 18, 2020
4. Could have been a Krispy Kremer, huh?
Oh, what could have been…bet you regret that one.
-i’ve never seen frozen
-I once won a wrestling match on a cruise ship wearing a huge sumo wrestling costume, against a man
-tim showed up for a date the first time he met my parents in red lipstick and a wig
-I could have married into the Krispy Kreme family https://t.co/PGAZyeTTOS— Kristin M. Collier, MD (@HSRdirector) January 19, 2020
5. You’re the class clown.
Hahaha… a** clown is MUCH funnier.
In 6th grade I accidentally cut my ass open on metal in class and my substitute teacher didn’t believe me because I was the “class clown” so I had to show her my ass for her to believe me LMAO https://t.co/lY3ze11Qal
— Armonee❤️🔥 (@armoneedjackson) January 17, 2020
6. You must know Hasselhoff.
But the real question is… do you know Pamela Anderson? Hmmmm….
I appeared on three episodes of @baywatch https://t.co/B7IMDqm7fA
— Laszlo Bock (@LaszloBock) January 13, 2020
7. Big surprise he did this.
Does anybody have any GOOD stories about Trump? He seems like the ULTIMATE d**k.
Donald Trump once told me, to my face on a public sidewalk in NYC, “could you not…. lean on my building?” While making the “come off it” gesture with his hands. To date, the most obnoxiously entitled thing I can imagine one human saying to another, especially in NYC. https://t.co/fZwdIYVG8Q
— Matt "Stick to Cars" Farah (@TheSmokingTire) January 12, 2020
8. That sounds terrifying.
I mean… what was the point of that? To see it up close? What was there to report?
When I was a young reporter, I allowed 3 Klansmen to blindfold me and take me to a rural cross burning. And I still have the photos https://t.co/RmCtWgjBDb
— That Preparing for JazzFest Writer Guy (@BBarrouquere) January 13, 2020
9. All great stories.
Wait… you did ALL of those things while you were high?!
The first time I smoked cannabis I was 14 in a tour bus with Dickey Betts of the Allman Brother band.
I've rappelled 35 stories down the side of Caesars.
I opened and ran the world's largest cannabis lounge in Windsor Ontario. https://t.co/beybevDrDO— Jon Liedtke (@jonliedtke) January 13, 2020
10. Do I know you?
I’ve actually had this happen to me in New York City with a guy named Speed Levitch. True story.
I met a girl from Japan during New Year’s in Times Square and then I saw her in the subway in London 3 months after, we were equally shocked!!! https://t.co/Cvydm4j8hj
— Paula (@paula_zmena) January 18, 2020
11. Hahaha. This is great.
You need to write a short story about this!
https://twitter.com/emily___kayy/status/1218010033037987840?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1218010033037987840%7Ctwgr%5Ee295de2122f4bac4ed0245f264a364b5aca9c30a%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fhumansoftumblr.com%2Fwp-admin%2Fpost.php%3Fpost%3D45588action%3Dedit
As the saying goes, life is strange…
We want to hear all about the true, weird stories that have happened to you.
Tell us all about them in the comments! We wanna hear all the details!