Are you ready for a hoot?!?!
Or maybe even several hoots?
It’s been a long day and I could use some serious laughter in my life.
Are you ready to accompany me on this humorous journey?
Go ahead and dive in headfirst!
1. I’ve worried about this, too.
You have to be careful…
i feel uncomfortable around tall ppl what if they lick my head
— tilly (@quacktilly) December 13, 2021
2. Better than nothing.
We all have our strengths.
I am not the friend you can rely on during hard times. I am the brunch friend.
— openly fake (@nayo1a) December 13, 2021
3. Hello again!
I see you in there!
actually it’s cute that I’m addicted to my phone because all my friends are in there
— danielle weisberg (@danielleweisber) December 14, 2021
4. That’s the good stuff.
Totally worth it.
Marriage is hard work but so worth it when you get to experience the joy of having a bed all to yourself when your spouse is away.
— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) December 14, 2021
5. It’s an art form.
Gotta hit the sweet spot.
I used to pour my heart into those “I know you sleep but…” texts ??
— kash (@iamprincekash) December 14, 2021
6. Here for the pity party.
Have fun with that.
i said “im a party girl” and my bf said “pity parties don’t count”
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) December 14, 2021
7. Why are you still here?
Some of them stick around.
Dating is basically just listing every embarrassing fact about yourself and seeing if they’re still around when you’re done
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 14, 2021
8. Just say no.
This never ends well.
I love when people say “can I borrow you for a second?” Bitch do I look like a stapler
— Luke Mones (@LukeMones) December 14, 2021
9. You got this!
Whatever it takes…
me to me: ✨ go little rockstar ✨
— susie ?? (@azucenaibarraa) December 14, 2021
10. I do this, too.
I’m not even listening!
My only vocabulary during training shifts is okay cool sounds good makes sense
— liv (@cryingliv) December 14, 2021
11. This is how it’s done, people.
Take my money!
I know a good company when I see one. pic.twitter.com/UI886A4LUk
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) December 13, 2021
What are some of your favorite tweets?
Share them with us in the comments.
We look forward to it!