I sure could use all the laughs I can get these days.
The world is pretty terrible lately!
So that’s why we gotta enjoy the little things that make us smile.
Here are some laughs that we think will cheer you up.
1. That would be humiliating.
But it really happened!
imagine you’re on the school basketball team and text your crush “hey you coming to my game today? ?” and then they show up and air bud drops 30 points on you
— im joking please dont fire me (@oldlinds) February 27, 2022
2. I know I do!
It’s a fun way to pass the time.
men love to go on google maps and see how far things are from each other
— unseasonal wife geist (@wife_geist) March 1, 2022
3. A true artist.
robert pattinson is great because he’s a truly gifted actor, incredibly good looking, and just lies his way through talkshows by saying absolute lunatic nonsense. that’s how artists should be.
— robert franco, wandering ronin (@responsiblerob) March 2, 2022
4. A good life plan.
It’s time to give up.
For lent, I’m giving up
— Tomás Mier (@Tomas_Mier) March 2, 2022
5. That is just weird.
Thoughts on this?
im thinking this shit addresses my main problem with soda, which is that drinking it doesnt force me to witness the face of God pic.twitter.com/TLIzMb58o0
— wint (@dril) February 27, 2022
6. Are you sure they’re really rare?
Sure doesn’t seem like it…
You’re telling me diamonds are rare? The thing on the finger of every girl in Chicago
— cancela lansbury (@gossipbabies) March 2, 2022
7. Has to be, right?
I’d think so.
Dude seizing a yacht has to be the best goddamn moment of your career
— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) March 2, 2022
8. An old Italian classic.
Wait a second…
— Millennial Sopranos (@millennialsoprn) March 3, 2022
9. That is brutal.
Will there be a second date…?
So my hinge date last night accidentally texted me this pic.twitter.com/8g3cHFIdm1
— Parker (@LORDWHEEZER) March 3, 2022
10. I agree.
Take that to heart!
Things my fiancé has called Draconian in the last 48 hours:
-New Jersey gas pump laws
-me not allowing him more than two bites of my pop tart
— Emily Gaudette (@emilygmonster) February 26, 2022
11. Sleeping was invented?
If you say so…
Whoever invented sleeping was like…I’M GONNA DIE!!! for a few hours lmao
— Harry Hill (@veryharryhill) February 28, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks in advance!