It’s time to get funny and it’s time for some real talk.
I’m talking about tweets that delve into the parenting game.
Are you ready to have some laughs from some very funny moms and dads?
Go ahead and check them out!
1. Uh oh…
Don’t say that in public.
my toddler has been talking about the “long cock” and how noisy it is for 3 days before I realized he was talking about an ALARM CLOCK
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) October 20, 2021
2. I’m with her!
Not bad at all!
My daughter is telling me what she would buy if she was in charge of the grocery shopping. So far it’s been 47 snack cake brands and deviled eggs
— Crockett? (@CrockettForReal) October 12, 2021
3. The dad life.
This is very accurate.
are you even a dad driving on vacation if everyone in the car isn’t pissed off at you for not stopping sooner for a bathroom break?
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 18, 2021
4. Something to consider.
Who’s in charge of this?
why can’t there be a school picture package with only 1 big picture and 3 medium ones? has anyone in existence used up 52 wallet sized pics of their kids?
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) September 15, 2021
5. Please don’t put that there.
You’re gonna make a mess!
Half of parenting is just moving cups away from the edge of the table
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) September 5, 2021
6. You ruined her life.
Are you happy now?
Prayers for my teen who has a long, uphill battle overcoming her mom hugging her at the bus stop.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 21, 2021
7. You might be a mom…
Does this sound familiar?
If you’ve ever thought ‘Shit, I’m running out of milk, and I don’t have time to go get more milk’… you might be a mom.
— Cry It Out Mom (@CryitoutMom) October 18, 2021
8. Pretty much the same thing.
Hell on Earth!
I’ve never died and gone to Hell but I have had my kid make me reread “If I Ran the Circus” twenty times
— Lord Hugh Mungus (@PoodleSnarf) October 16, 2021
9. Very clever.
Keep an eye on this one.
3: My tummy hurts
Me: Let’s not eat any more candy
3: But my tummy hurts for more candy
— Real Life Mommy (@reallifemommy3) November 1, 2021
10. That wouldn’t be good.
Let’s try a different career path.
I truly believe my daughter can be anything she wants to be but after seeing how she plays with mr potato head I really hope that isn’t a doctor
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) November 1, 2021
11. Think about it!
The more you know…
If you’re looking for a reason to never be on time for anything ever again than having children may be right for you.
— Mike (@Parentpains) October 20, 2021
How’s the parenting game treating you lately?
Talk to us in the comments and give us an update.
Thanks a lot!