Hey, amigo…I’m gonna come right out and tell you something…
You look like you could use a laugh…
Or maybe even more than one!
Am I right or am I right?
Get started now and get to the laughing with these funny tweets!
1. Yeah, pretty much.
Always very depressing…
I’ve never been hit by a bus but I have had to go back to work after vacation and that’s kinda the same thing
— Ashley Fern (@disco_infern0) November 29, 2021
2. You did the right thing.
Didn’t want to be shamed.
I decided to park in the farthest spot at the gym this morning because I didn’t want anyone to see me finishing my McMuffin.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 5, 2022
3. Pay attention to this.
Let it sink in.
Fitbits are just Tamagotchi except the stupid animal ur trying to keep alive is u
— alien skier (@clichedout) January 4, 2022
4. Good energy.
You should try it!
I just witnessed a woman pull out her ringing phone from her purse. She loudly sang along with the ringtone to the very end- Then this woman slipped her phone right back into her bag. She never answered it.
This is the energy I’ll take into the rest of the year.
— Cydni Beer (@cydbeer) February 13, 2020
5. I’ve thought about this, too.
What do you think?
do beavers even know what they’re doing or do they just see water flowing down a river and think “absolutely not”
— katie (@socomplikatied) April 9, 2021
6. You got it!
I hope everyone else is listening…
I’m in kind of a weird mood, so I’m asking that no one be mean to me for the next couple years if that’s cool
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) March 2, 2021
7. That means you’re getting old.
By the way, you up?
I used to love a good, “You Up?” Text…
Now I have to respond to them the next morning with,
“Sorry I see you sent that at 11:32… I’d already been asleep for 2 hours.”
— 4Livs (@4Livs) January 2, 2022
8. I love this!
A very bright idea!
In 2022, I’m going to sign all my work emails past 2pm with “goodnight”
— Danny Allen (@dannytallen) January 4, 2022
9. We’re not together.
We don’t even know each other…
embarrassed bc i’m walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we’re together
— me eating (@boltsfood) January 2, 2022
10. Very true!
The good, old days.
We used to legit dial the phone, speak to a receptionist, wait on hold & interrupt our mom’s workday just to ask if we can eat a popsicle.
— Josh (@krockjosh) January 3, 2022
11. I’m with you!
I consider myself a master.
I wish I could quit my job so I can focus on my true passion which is sleeping
— Hurt Cobain ?♀️ (@RenyXO) January 3, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!