Hey there, folks!

Do you know what time it is?!?!

It’s tweeting time! Again!

And today we got a great set of doozies that you’re gonna fall in love with!

And you’re going to laugh, of course.

So what do you say, are you ready to get this show on the road?

Let’s get started right now!

1. Yeah, where does that belief come from?

If you go back and actually examine the evidence…

2. Hey, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Some people just like to mix it up!

3. Those string lights are really something else.

And who needs a career, anyway?

4. These are all really good reasons.

You seem really smart!

https://twitter.com/joeyalison/status/1437184931776524291?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1437184931776524291%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F17-funny-tweets-give-laugh-today-3754697%2F

5. And how did he react to that?

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall during this conversation.

6. That’s what I like to call “turning the tables.”

You did a good thing here.

https://twitter.com/Nothavingit/status/1437437116766588932?s=20

7. Looks like we can’t go out to dinner.

Just use it as an excuse to cancel everything. I do.

https://twitter.com/wmibaby/status/1437410908821671939?s=20

8. Definitely not the walk of shame.

It’s actually quite comforting.

9. You look pretty comfortable to me.

Go ahead and take up the whole bed!

https://twitter.com/wtfjummy/status/1437432854779154433?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1437432854779154433%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.someecards.com%2Fnews%2Fnews%2F17-funny-tweets-give-laugh-today-3754697%2F

10. I think you nailed it.

Doesn’t sound like a whole lot of fun, honestly…

11. I don’t think you’re alone on this one.

QuikTrip for the win!


Okay, friends, now we want to hear from you.

In the comments, share some more hilarious tweets with us.

We can’t wait to see what you come up with!