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11 Funny Tweets That Sum up Foreplay When You’re Married

Relationships can get a little…stale…from time to time…

And that’s definitely true when you’ve been married for a long time.

So how does this affect foreplay?

These parents decided to tackle that subject with these tweets.

Let’s take a look…

1. I hope you said yes.

Things are on the upswing!

2. What are you asking me?

I don’t understand!

3. Wouldn’t that be great?

Yeah, I guess…

4. This is amazing.

Now I’m starving.

5. Tonight is gonna be ON FIRE.

Better get ready!

6. Don’t forget the good detergent.

What happened to the HEAT?

7. That’s hot.

That was nice of him!

8. This is it.

Better than nothing, I guess.

9. What do you think of this one?

So it’s come to this…?

10. You nailed it!

You’re about to get lucky.

11. Only one word.

That’s all it takes.

How about you?

Have you seen any funny tweets lately?

Share some good ones with us in the comments!

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