That’s the spot right there!

There’s nothing quite like a funny tweet that really hits the spot, know what I’m saying?

Well, today is your lucky day, because we’d like to present you with not one, but ELEVEN funny tweets to enjoy today.

Go ahead and check them out!

1. Put it back together.

Corrected your mistake.

patriotically ripping up a volume of gogol’s short stories, finding out gogol was ukrainian, patriotically taping it back together

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) March 12, 2022

2. Bad idea.

You blew it!

I told my wife she missed a spot while vacuuming, just before it became my permanent job.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 11, 2022

3. That’s a huge time investment.

We wish you luck.

Thankfully, we get all 162 games of the MLB season. Any less than 162 full games, or 486 hours of baseball per team, just doesn’t feel reasonable.

— Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) March 12, 2022

4. I like it!

Care for a Pringle?

My cousin moved to a house with a huge built-in wine rack but she doesn’t drink so I figured out an elegant solution for her pic.twitter.com/v7pnqocp5G

— Julia Young (@okjulia) January 16, 2022

5. Might want to look into that…

Just a thought…

Lately I can’t fall asleep unless I’m clutching a tissue in my fist! Anxiety? Haha no YOU are.

— Ariel Dumas (@ArielDumas) March 12, 2022

6. That’s the big question…

Still trying to figure it out.

I’ll accept all cookies but will all cookies accept me?

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) March 12, 2022

7. Come and get it!

Like wild animals…

Whenever I bring full sugar desserts to a party in LA I feel like I walked in to an AA meeting with a platter of cocaine

— May Wilkerson (@shutupmay) February 13, 2022

8. Good point.

Pay attention next time.

The prices at Bob’s Burgers are so reasonable and people do not talk about this enough.

— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 12, 2022

9. A real health nut.

This is good advice!

Grape Nuts are pretty good if you sprinkle a Milky Way on them

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) March 12, 2022

10. A real challenge.

Hope you figure it out…

so much of society I’ve experienced has focused on teaching me how to get boys to like me when what I really want to know is how to make girls I think are cool want to be in a text chain with me

— maura quint (@behindyourback) August 3, 2020

11. I wish!

Wouldn’t that be nice?

I just think everyone should have one-time, limited access to a list of anyone whose ever had a crush on you

— amil (@amil) March 12, 2022

Have you seen any funny tweets lately?

Lay them on us in the comments.

Thanks a lot!