I want some laughs in my life and I want them NOW.
And I just happened to hit the jackpot, because these tweets are freakin’ hilarious!
Take a look and see for yourself, amigos!
1. Keeps coming back.
Covid is like Sex & the City. Every time we think it’s gone for good, it comes back worse.
— Ginny Hogan_ (@ginnyhogan_) December 18, 2021
2. LA is weird.
Keep your distance from him…
Was on a hike and saw a ripped man take a huge pine cone out of his backpack, kiss it, and throw it into the woods like a grenade. All due respect but what the hell is LA
— Laura Peek (@laurapeek_) December 18, 2021
3. I don’t really want to know.
But I’ll keep asking…
All of my questions are rhetorical. I’m just talking, I don’t actually wanna know shit.
— Emily Murnane (@emily_murnane) December 18, 2021
4. Don’t you dare.
If you know what’s good for you.
I live with my girlfriend in her house rent-free which means that, whenever I want to argue with her about something, I simply don’t.
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) December 17, 2021
5. I have no idea.
We live in a weird world.
“pronouns are confusing” what the fuck is the supply chain
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) December 18, 2021
6. Downward spiral.
This could get ugly.
— Sydnee Washington (@Justsydnyc) December 17, 2021
7. Two years in a row!
Let’s not make it three, okay?
?Laaaaaast Christmas, we all stayed at home. The very next year…we did the same thing.?
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 20, 2021
8. That would be amazing.
What a year it was!
I need a month off, but it has to be a month in 1996.
— Not That John Williams (@johnwilliamsnyt) December 19, 2021
9. Can someone please invent this?
Please and thank you!
Rapid tests that also tell you if everyone you’ve ever met is currently mad at you? Is this anything?
— Kimberly ??♀️ Dinaro? (@KimberDin) December 20, 2021
10. That was intense.
All over your notebooks.
the teenage urge to have an intense eyeball drawing phase
— ¢orie (@corietjohnson) December 18, 2021
11. He knows what you’re all about.
Don’t be too embarrassed…
“I drink a lot, too.” – Amtrak cafe car employee to me when I get another drink.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) December 19, 2021
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!