Surviving the long winter months with a significant other can be…kind of difficult sometimes.
You’d agree with that statement, yes?
Well, hang in there, everything’s gonna be okay!
As soon as the snow melts…
And in the meantime, you can laugh at these funny tweets about living that married life!
1. At least it’s a workout.
One more thing…
The most squats I do are when my wife is around and I’m just about to sit on the couch
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) January 2, 2022
2. Did you say something?
He really pays attention, huh?
I passed gas and my husband asked if I said something so I’ve been laughing for 28 minutes now.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) December 28, 2021
3. Better steer clear of her.
Just go get a hotel for the night.
Woke up to my wife reading a parenting book so I feel like we’re all in for a real talkin-to today
— Coach Rusty (@rusty_coach) December 29, 2021
4. Deeeep thoughts.
You just got inside a man’s brain.
Wife: I just wish you would open up and tell me what you’re thinking.
Me: OK, in the $1.50 Costco hotdog combo do you think the hot dog is $1 and the drink is $.50 or both $.75?
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 7, 2022
5. It’s over.
Start packing your things.
my wife wants a divorce. She didn’t say it in those words but she asked me to hang curtains so same thing.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) January 9, 2022
6. You’ve turned into him.
Did you learn your lesson?
I used my husband’s shoes to check the mail and was immediately compelled to ask the neighbor kids why they trust the trees since they’re so shady
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) December 28, 2021
7. Do I know you?
You look amazing!
I took my hair out of a bun long enough to brush it and my husband keeps asking why I look so fancy today
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) January 3, 2022
8. You have to do it.
No way around it.
If you don’t sarcastically refer to your husband as “Sleeping Beauty” when you find him napping, are you even married?
— SpacedMom (@copymama) January 4, 2022
9. This is intense.
Those dogs are living the life!
My husband and I leaving the house separately this morning to take our two dogs and their unique and favorite toys to two different babysitters must mean we’ve reached a new level of gay.
— Eli McCann (@EliMcCann) January 5, 2022
10. No point in searching.
He won’t find it…
You can tell your Husband exactly where to go in your purse, and He will bring the entire purse back to you. ???
— Sheri Wilkinson (@SheriAWilkinson) January 8, 2022
11. He’s secretly in love with it.
This happens all the time.
My husband will stand in the middle of the living room, watching my show that he says, “is dumb” for 30 minutes. Then hits me with, “What’s going on? She’s dating this guy now?”.
— ↞?????????????↠ (@BlkSoulBeauty) January 8, 2022
Okay, be straight with us…
How’s it going with your significant other lately?
Give us an update in the comments! Thanks!