It really looks like you could use some giggles, my friends.
I mean some BIG giggles.
And we’re here to deliver for you!
So what do you say we get into it?
Start now! You won’t regret it!
1. That would have been nice.
Some friends, huh?
Man, seven whole books of Harry Potter and not once does anyone say “bruh I got you” and fix his damn eyesight.
— Scott Watson (@scottymwatson) December 7, 2021
2. It’s true.
This is a very good point.
Based off of how often I click on clickbait, I would not survive long as a fish
— Average Dad (@Average_Dad1) May 29, 2021
3. I agree with this.
Can we make this a reality?
Calories shouldn’t count if you eat them in your car or while crying or both
— Dumb Beezie (@dumbbeezie) December 9, 2021
4. Celebrate life!
Or whatever…
Every day is a new opportunity to wake up and lay in bed for roughly two hours while looking at your phone.
— Brandon Scott Wolf’s Reasonable Content (@BrandonEsWolf) December 9, 2021
5. He knows you so well.
Well, this worked out nicely!
At this point the delivery guy is at my house so often he could babysit
— Satirical Mommy (@SatiricalMommy) December 3, 2021
6. This is the best advice of all time.
Feel free to use it.
Sending a drink to a lady at the bar is cliche. Send her a sizzling skillet of fajitas. If she’s not amused, use the literal smokescreen to escape.
— &y S&ford (@AndySandford) December 9, 2021
7. What else can you do?
You gotta fill that void somehow…
just got my stupid little 7 dollar coffee to fill the void and now i’m gonna stare at my stupid little thousand dollar phone to fill the void. anyway the void is not full
— chrissy chlapecka (@chrissychlapp) November 21, 2021
8. No doubt!
Ehhh, maybe tomorrow…
If exercise has taught me anything, it’s that I can do it later.
— Adam (@YSylon) December 9, 2021
9. This is weird…
Don’t trust them!
computers love asking you to prove that you’re not a robot while literally being a whole robot
— Hurt CoPain (@SaeedDiCaprio) December 9, 2021
10. Thank you!
That’s really nice of you!
I’m in so much debt whenever anyone tells me “I’ll amount to nothing” I take it as a compliment
— Daniel J Perafan and 800 others (@DanielJPerafan) December 8, 2021
11. I’m just really busy.
Maybe some other time…
Me after staring at the wall for 4 hours: sucks how I don’t have time for anything
— charles entertainment cheese (@jmurffff) December 8, 2021
Have you seen any hilarious tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!