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1. Don’t hurt yourself!
Be careful out there…
they see me rollin’
they wondering if there’s a more practical way to descend this hill— caitlin (@carboncaitlin) December 17, 2021
2. Future looks bleak.
Will it be like Mad Max?
Crazy having a kid during these times. Telling them about their future like “work hard and you can be whatever you want, from ‘gasoline gang warlord’ to ‘machete salesman.”
— Anthony DeVito (@AnthonyDeVito_) December 17, 2021
3. Drive into that lake.
Thank you!
Not saying I’m a bad driver but I will legitimately do ANYTHING GPS tells me to do
— Deena Lang (@itsdeenalang) November 12, 2021
4. Thanks, Maury.
You can’t escape that guy.
Dads: I wasn’t sleeping. I was just resting my eyes.
Maury Povich: and the deafening snoring determined that was a lie.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) December 21, 2021
5. Pretty much.
Has it happened to you yet?
adulthood is really discovering half ur family is mentally ill
— Dylan Ali (@dylanali_) July 7, 2020
6. It does for some people.
Whatever works…
I thought clean eating meant drinking a glass of wine while doing the dishes. Does it not?
— Women Who Love Wine (@wwlwine) December 20, 2021
7. Making it work!
This is true love.
I’m very sorry but I’m in a committed, long term relationship with the pile of unfolded laundry on the other side of my bed
— girl on the hill (@Mom_Overboard) December 20, 2021
8. Gotta try to fit it all in.
Good luck to you!
me tryna fit 30 years of trauma into a 1 hr therapy session pic.twitter.com/l7d9iKw8fA
— Libby Grant (@libby_grant1) December 18, 2021
9. This is prison.
How do you like it?
I just went to use the bathroom without my cell phone and is this what prison feels like?
— Chris Illuminati (@chrisilluminati) July 9, 2021
10. Just take it easy.
You’re not going anywhere…
people who run on treadmills at max speed: Calm down. Where do you think you’re going?
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 20, 2021
11. You do you.
No shame in that!
I was gonna work out today but instead I ate a giant cookie and stopped pretending I like to exercise
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) December 20, 2021
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