Don’t you just love it when the funny gets brought?
Or brung?
Or bring-eth?
Okay, it’s clear that I don’t know what I’m talking about but I’m here to provide you with hilarious tweets and, by God, I’m gonna do just that.
Let’s get it on!
1. You’re a fraud!
I knew it!
Oh, so you’re a human?
name three pictures with traffic lights in them
— joi (つ°ヮ°)つ (@joicons_) August 22, 2020
2. This didn’t end well.
Sorry for you two…
MAN: i’m leaving you
WOMAN: is this about the hokey pokey again
MAN: *clenching fist* that’s what it’s ALL about
— Rads (@_radsy) August 17, 2020
3. Let’s get out of here.
Nothing bad will happen, right?
Mama Bear: The porridge is ready
Papa Bear: Perfect let’s leave for a couple of hours
— sad-a-saurus (@sad_saurus) September 30, 2020
4. This is weird.
Unironically weird…
what the hell is this guy talking about pic.twitter.com/ibNRxtHsaG
— rudy betrayed (@rudy_betrayed) October 19, 2020
5. Now it’s no fun.
The day is ruined!
terrible discovery: the fucking letters on my dad’s “squatch watch” mug came off in the dishwasher pic.twitter.com/m0kqp6mSpE
— Pea • (ピー) (@PeATHETIC) February 1, 2022
6. That is impressive!
Nice work!
just walked by a girl giving the “it’s not you it’s me speech” on speakerphone while parallel parking in a rly tight spot. like wtf girls can literally do anything
— caroline doyle (@cd0yl3) October 18, 2020
7. What a night!
You’ll never forget that one.
thinkin about halloween ‘17 when the guy i had been seeing came home with another girl and i was already on his couch smoking weed with his roommates, still fully dressed as guy fieri pic.twitter.com/RqDYFcofh2
— Rachel (@femaleredhead) October 15, 2020
8. Total BS.
What’s the world coming to?
me: i cannot believe i have to deal with this shit
friend: what?
me: the consequences of my own actions
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) October 15, 2020
9. Went off the rails.
You’re talking about vampires, right?
i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said “my sister is also of… your persuasion” and now i’m convinced he’s a vampire
— tesco value male (@gothbabys) October 6, 2020
10. That’s the right answer.
You nailed it!
interviewer: how well do you perform under pressure?
me: I’m better at bohemian rhapsody to be honest
— Adam Cerious (@Browtweaten) January 31, 2022
Have you seen any funny tweets lately?
Share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!