Can you name anything better than being petty to the one you love?
Absolutely not!
And you’re about to get a heaping helping of hilarious tweets that fall into this category.
Have a look and have some laughs!
1. That’s cold.
Now no one can enjoy it.
My mom spent all day making my dad a chocolate cake only for him to come home and say “I only eat my grandmas chocolate cake”— she looked him dead in the eyes while she scraped the entire thing in the trash and told him he didn’t have to eat her fucking cake https://t.co/9dyau0WaXf
— spooKy (@KylieMidyette) February 9, 2022
2. Oh, Grandma.
Don’t mess with her.
My grandma once made spaghetti for dinner while she was home taking care of her toddler (my uncle). Grandpa complained he didn’t want to eat it, grandma threw it in his face, uncle said “mommy made an accident”, and grandpa never complained about what she cooked ever again lol. https://t.co/hGkGmEoiS6
— tom colicchio’s soul patch (@neeneeruth) February 8, 2022
3. The dog can have it.
That’s one way to handle it.
My dad complained about dinner one time and actually made a pretty big fuss so my mom took his plate and threw it out on the porch for the dog https://t.co/G9zx68BFEp
— hot mess jess (@jess_lynn299) February 8, 2022
4. Never again.
Are we clear?
I got the recipe from my MIL for her special potato salad when we got married in 1977.
I made it as a surprise and my husband asked me “maybe you could ask my mom for her recipe?”
I am 65 and I have NEVER EVER NOT ONCE made potato salad since?— Merf56 (@traveljunkie56) February 8, 2022
5. Throw it all in the trash.
This day is now ruined.
No bc why my mama cooked one day and idk my dad didn’t like it or something and she took the pots off the stove and threw it all the way ??? pots, lids and all https://t.co/cRMnir0vz7
— T. Nicole (@tinicole96) February 9, 2022
6. Get out of here!
You really blew it.
My mom made a meal and my bio dad said, “My mom makes it better.” My mom picked up his plate mid bite, threw away the whole plate and the remainder on the stove, and said, “Then go eat it at your mom’s house.” https://t.co/tBHS9CoObf
— Missy B (@bry_Gonzo) February 8, 2022
7. No more boating.
Ever again!
My grandparents were huge into boating and were out on the water once when my grandma pulls out their lunch. My grandpa was upset she forgot the mustard and she just goes “I’ll never forget it again dont worry :)” and never again in her life went boating https://t.co/yqMQWMvKI9
— HΛNNΛH (@vintagevagina_) February 8, 2022
8. You’re in for a surprise.
Ouch! That hurts!
A few years ago on Thanksgiving my parents fought about my mom putting the food out too early because I guess my dad wanted to eat later while watching the football game. My mom threw the entire dinner in the trash ?
— daydreaming ?⭐️ (@lafraiseetoile) February 8, 2022
9. Now it’s over.
This is funny.
my mom tells the story of the day she quit cooking and i cry laugh every time.
my momma cooks and does a damn good job… my dad didn’t want chicken and dumplings, made a fuss, so she ate them, threw the remaining leftovers away and barely cooks now lmao
— Vaxxine Shaw (@_shadeinfull) February 8, 2022
10. Don’t worry about it.
Right back at you!
my dad was leaving the house one day and my mom asks him where he was going, he says “don’t worry about it”
my mother answered every question he asked with “don’t worry about it” for three months until he apologized 🙂 https://t.co/NNcHAWB5WD
— stinkalink (@_cuntastic) February 8, 2022
Do you have any funny stories like this?
If so, share them with us in the comments.
Thanks a lot!