All the moms out there, it’s your time to shine!
Because we’re about to get hit upside the head with some hilarious tweets about livin’ the mom life!
Have some laughs on them!
1. Gonna be a long day.
Good luck to you!
been searching for my 4 year old’s dog who is lost somewhere in this house. her… imaginary dog. we still haven’t found him. she’s crying. pic.twitter.com/Y09wJ7LIQT
— bigggred ? (@geemilfin) October 17, 2021
2. An evil one you got there.
She takes after her mother.
Walked in on 10 sneaking Halloween candy and when I asked her what she’s doing, she looked me dead in the eye and said, “Practicing.”
— AparnaRC (@Wordesse) October 20, 2021
3. That would be wonderful!
Make it happen!
Schools need to make a spirit day that is easy for parents, like My Mom Forgot it was School Spirit Day Day.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) October 26, 2021
4. It worked.
Smart kid.
My 5yo asked if she could have a brownie and I started to say no cause it was too close to dinner and she said, “please your highness”. So I asked her where that came from and she said matter of factly, “cause you’re my Queen.” So anyway, she’s now having brownies for dinner.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) October 18, 2021
5. You got it!
Now you have to give in.
Me: I’m really proud of you for keeping your hands to yourself today. What would you like to do as a reward?
2: Hit my brother— kidversations (@kidversations_) September 30, 2021
6. The little restaurants.
That’s cute.
My 4-year-old asked if I could take her to the little restaurants that we just pass by and eat. Took me a while to realize she was talking about Costco samples.
— Marcy G (@BunAndLeggings) September 23, 2021
7. A master.
Watch out for her.
My 4yo called my husband a “big strong man” when he brought her juice, proving she has already mastered the art of handling of a man while subtly trolling him.
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) October 21, 2021
8. Very interesting!
Gonna be a scientist.
Nobody:
My 6-year-old: Planets fart like humans.
— Kiss my Fat Ash? (@Tobi_Is_Fab) October 26, 2021
9. Chip off the old block.
Good for her!
if you ask my daughter about her school day, she only talks about her meals and snacks. i’m really so proud.
— Lil Bit ? (@LizerReal) October 19, 2021
10. That’s a different story.
Not so funny then.
i love how my kid is super funny except for when he’s telling a joke
— ? cella ? (@cellapaz) October 21, 2021
Now we want to hear from all the moms out there!
Share some funny stories and pics with us in the comments.
Thanks a bunch!