Let me ask you a question…are you married?

If so, how’s it going?

Don’t lie to me!

Sorry, I got a little bit carried away there…

Listen, what do you say we enjoy some funny marriage tweets and forget about my outburst, okay?

Let’s do it!

1. Not the same anymore.

We know what you’re saying…

2. Whatever you say.

There’s a bee in here!

3. This is a scam.

You better wise up.

4. Good luck with that.

You really blew it.

5. Well, now you know.

There’s a wrong way to do everything.

6. There you go.

Didn’t see that coming.

7. Playing the hits.

Good times!

8. Is that new?

Now you’re in trouble.

9. Sorry about that.

There’s no way around it.

10. Can’t talk about that.

That’s off-limits.

How’s your partner doing?

Give us a life update in the comments.

And don’t be too hard on them, okay?