These toys just ain’t gonna cut it, I know that much. And I haven’t even played with toys in at least a few weeks.

They have some seriously questionable design flaws that’ll frighten you. There’s no reason to beat around the bush.

Try not to recoil in horror as you peruse this list.

1. Human centipede-inspired?

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2. Dinosaur with human hands

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3. Dog brains

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4. Not sure about this…

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5. Nightmare fuel

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6. That bread looks like…well, sh*t

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7. Selling children, are we?

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8. That’s where the batteries go

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9. Pick a new name, por favor

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10. Spitting image

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11. Tadpole kangaroo

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12. What’s happening?

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I am NOT impressed.