Dinner parties are tricky endeavors. If you’re the host, you want to appear refined and you want to impress your guests.

But there’s also a part of you that wants to put your guests in their place, because chances are you don’t really like them all that much.

Well, your prayers have been answered! These plates from Etsy will insult your dinner guests, but rest assured, it will be done with class. Because you’re a classy individual, right?

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