If you spend enough time with children, you’re gonna hear some funny stuff…
Because those kiddos are always calling all kinds of things by the wrong things and it’s a real hoot!
Enjoy these tweets and let us know if your kids do the same thing.
1. Don’t correct her.
Don’t even think about it…
My daughter calls her boots “Bloodstones” and she will NOT BE CORRECTED.
— Christina Evans (@cakevans) November 13, 2021
2. Let’s all use it!
You gotta love this one!
There has been a crew of roofers working at our house for a few days, and my 6yo refers to them as the “builder mans,” and now I shall hereinafter refer to any handy person as a Builder Man going forward.
— Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) September 30, 2021
3. Don’t eat that!
You know she does.
my toddler calls peppermint chapstick the spicy makeup and I think that’s the funniest thing ever ??
— Sami ? (@SamHarveyyyy) February 12, 2022
4. Great description.
Hey, it works.
Our toddler calls cranberries “spicy blueberries” and— honestly? Great description for our fam’s food habits.
— Fe-male/iron-man (@reschetology) November 27, 2021
5. Uh oh.
Be careful with that one.
My toddler calls my boobs ‘boo boos’ which was fine until she told a complete stranger that ‘mummy has a boo boo’ and they asked if it needed kissing better
— Lottie-pop ? (@Lottie_Poppie) November 8, 2021
6. Are those records?
Not quite…
You know you’re a millennial mom when your toddler calls dvds “records” the first time he sees them. ??♀️
— Marcilyn Gibby, MSc. (@marcilynrebecca) November 12, 2021
7. Why not?
Whatever works.
My almost-2 year old son calls every animal a ‘meow.’
— Helen Hensell (@hhensell) January 24, 2022
8. They need a new marketing campaign.
Do it now!
Toddler calls m&ms emma emmas and I’m not fixing it
— Rees (@PiecesofRees) January 9, 2022
9. Hoppin’ away.
This is cute.
Our toddler calls baby grasshoppers “hop-aways” because that’s what they do when she tries to catch them.
— Stu Donovan (@StuartBDonovan) November 28, 2021
10. Bat cheese.
Now I get it!
4 year old: Daddy do you have any bat cheese?
Me: Bat cheese?
4: Yes
Me: Bat. Cheese?
4: Yes. Bat cheese.
Me: Why are you asking for… bat cheese?
4: For my car
Me:
4:
Me: Ahhhh batteries. You need batteries!
4: Yes bat cheese! ?
— ThreeTimeDaddy (@threetimedaddy) February 12, 2022
What funny names do your kids call things?
Talk to us in the comments and let us know.
Thanks a lot!