You know those tip jars that just say “Tips”? Psssshhhhh, those are lame.

This is where it’s at, brothers and sisters. Funny, witty, clever tip jars to get you to depart with your cold hard cash.

These are some of the best out there.

1. Cleanse yourself

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2. Ninja School, huh?

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3. I will!

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4. Help him

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5. TIP

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6. Do you take nickels?

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7. A beautiful poem

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8. He needs to breathe!

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9. I support this effort

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10. Get it?

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11. Oh, Lionel…

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12. Both amazing choices

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13. Wonder who won?

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14. I’m not a millionaire

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15. Borderline offensive to my virgin ears (and eyes)

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16. Clever

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17. We can’t allow this

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Now I’m out of money…