Hey, why are you down in the dumps?
Relationship issues?
Job problems?
Your favorite sports team has been terrible for decades and you see no end in sight?
Well, whatever the case, we’re gonna change that RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Take a look at these funny tweets and have a few laughs on us!
1. Blew it.
Your one and only shot…
A hot guy at my job asked me if I had any plans and I told him 15 because I thought he said plants
— ???? ??? ????? (@im_all_id) March 24, 2022
2. You really disappointed her.
Sorry, Mom…
high school was dark times, my mom paid $60 for me to take the SAT and get a 800
— brandon* (@brndxix) March 23, 2022
3. That’s a big no-no.
Did you learn your lesson?
I accidentally said “big” instead of “grande” while at starbucks n they took me behind the store n shot me in the leg
— T ? (@CodeineFridge) March 24, 2022
4. Think about it…
Take your time…
love watching those lil text dots pop up and disappear in iMessage like yeah baby brainstorm before you speak to me
— rae ?☠️ (@sstarrgiirll) March 22, 2022
5. Don’t do that!
Not a good idea.
If Don’t Look Up wins best screenplay I will personally go out of my way to contribute to global warming.
— Danielle (@danielleloucamp) March 21, 2022
6. I’m with you.
Let me know if you figure it out.
I’ve got to think of a way to get off this planet by tomorrow
— K4 (@KimberleeyKaay) March 10, 2022
7. Yeah, that’s weird.
Never thought about that…
catholic school be like “no long hair for boys” meanwhile there is a picture of a boy with long hair for boys in every classroom. And hes like the main boy
— holly, ethically sourced vape juice (@plantjoys) March 20, 2022
8. Is that what those things are?
I’ve been wondering…
Can y’all stop smoking them flash drives
— Stinkmeaner (@scaaarj) March 20, 2022
9. This is hilarious.
Help the guy out!
electricity went out and i had a small meltdown at work today pic.twitter.com/C38ie6PNqo
— pragun (@pragdua) March 15, 2022
10. Never been used at all.
That’s a bummer.
Selling my degree. Still in good condition.Never been used.
— Rea (@Netsoe_) March 20, 2022
Now we want to hear from you.
Share some more funny business with us in the comments.
Thanks a ton!