If I had to guess, I’d say that roughly 99.999998% of people gotta work for THE MAN.
And that’s not always a bad thing, but the fact is that almost all of us gotta work to pay the bills.
Hey, it’s the way the world works!
But today we’re gonna take a step back so we can enjoy some funny tweets about working for a living.
Let’s get into it! And have a great day, okay?
1. That was a quick turnaround.
Hey, now you know!
I really went from #girlboss “I will never quit a job to let a man take care of me” to “fuck working, I want to be a stay at home mother who goes on walks all day” after 6 months of working
— scarlet witch (@Watermelonwitch) November 1, 2021
2. I don’t think that’s a good idea.
Just hold out a little bit longer.
Brain: I think I want to quit
Bank Account: I can assure you that you do not
— Laura (@Loewhaley) November 5, 2021
3. You gotta do it.
Sorry to break it to you. It’s the way it is.
having a stereotypical career arc with a 9-to-5 job 5 days a week from my 20s all the way until retirement age sounds fucking hellish tbh
I hate how it’s expected for all of us to devote so much time to our careers instead of, y’know, living our lives.
— ketu @ pcd (@FoxWithGuitar) November 3, 2021
4. Yeah, it’s a total bummer, right?
If we could only figure out a way not to work…
I love having a good job but damn I hate having a job
— am (@AMBERERlCA) November 3, 2021
5. Tell me how it works!
Well, you wake up every day and you despise your life. That good enough?
i hate having a job how y’all do this pic.twitter.com/OxMPcDD6Yi
— baby top (onlyfans top 914.9%) (@urboyjoao) November 2, 2021
6. Join the club, ma’am!
Actually, it’s not bad…what would you really do with all that free time?
i hate having to have a job
— cocaine hippo (@emgrdnr) November 5, 2021
7. Working for the weekend.
Hey, to each their own!
i will never feel bad about myself for having zero ambition or drive when it comes to work/labor. no i don’t wanna work my way up the ladder and be ceo one day. i’m here to clock my 40 hours and get my paycheck so i can do shit i actually care about.
— clit slinging slasher (@shayxonline) November 4, 2021
8. Now this I totally understand.
They miss us when we’re not around!
i hate going to work and leaving my cats at home
— ّ (@iDvve_) November 4, 2021
9. It’s not working for you, huh?
Well, you can always try to be famous…or something…
U know what this working 9-5 for the next 40 years of my life just ain’t it
— The Goddess of Italy?? (@fuckihgirls) November 8, 2021
10. Not spending nearly enough time on Twitter.
I’m sorry to hear that!
This whole working for a living is cramping my Twitter frolicking.
— The Ancient Millennial ⛄️ (@TAMillennial) November 5, 2021
How’s your job going lately?
Good? Bad? Really bad? Ugly?
Sound off in the comments and let us know.
We’d love to hear from you!