If you’re a parent, you know ALL about school pick-up and the challenges and issues that task presents.
Dealing with other parents, screaming kids, and traffic can make some folks blow their tops!
Read on to see some funny and accurate tweets about school pick-up.
1. You’ve mastered this.
But it’s still hard…
The worst part of having a school-aged kid is having to put on a bra & pretend I wasn’t in my pajamas all day when it’s time to pick her up.
— Ash (an female) ⚪️ (@adult_mom) August 29, 2016
2. That kid…
This is not cool.
My 11 year-old was saying her bedtime prayers and she had the nerve to ask God for “mommy to be on time for school pick up tomorrow.” I’VE BEEN LATE ONCE.
— Bunmi Laditan (@HonestToddler) December 22, 2017
3. What a nightmare.
See you in Hell!
In hell, the lady in front of you in the school pick up line’s kid never finishes getting his seat belt on.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) December 14, 2015
4. Oh, my name?
Forgot to mention that…
how awkward am i?
a mom at school pick-up introduced herself to me and said her name to me 3 times and i said how nice it was to meet her
…and as i drove off i realized she probably wanted to know my name in return
— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) November 10, 2021
5. There you go!
Time to hit the couch.
School pick up is done so now I can change out of my nice track pants and into my extra comfy leggings.
— Anecdotal Birthcontrol (@AnecdtlBrthCtrl) October 4, 2019
6. Uh oh.
Major fail!
I successfully backed into a parking spot at school pick up so excuse me while I ride this high for the rest of the ye- oh there’s a traffic cone stuck under my car. Never mind.
— Marissa ?? (@michimama75) January 5, 2022
7. Thanks a lot…
The joys of fatherhood.
As a dad with a full time job I don’t get to pick up my 4 year old from school very often. But the times I finish early and go to surprise him are worth it when I see his little face, and he sees me, and he holds out his arms, and shouts out: “Urgh I wanted mummy to pick me up!”
— threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy) November 5, 2021
8. What’s flying around up there?
You might be in trouble.
I’ve been sitting in this school pick up line so long, I have vultures circling
— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) September 1, 2021
9. Don’t do it!
It’s a trap.
I was gonna get my toddler her favorite smoothie and surprise her with it at school pick up but then realized if I do it today she’s gonna expect it tomorrow and every day after that and THIS, this is why she can’t have nice things.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) April 11, 2019
10. Definitely not the same.
Not even close.
School drop off me and school pick up me are not the same person
— Professional Worrier (@pro_worrier_) August 30, 2021
Do you have any funny stories about picking up your kids at school?
If so, share some good ones with us in the comments.
Thanks a ton!